Keanu Reeves

By Michael K A permanent resident of Crazy Town (Mayor: Claire Cruise) who goes by the name of Karen Sala filed papers claiming that Keanu's sperm fish humped on her eggs four times. Karen's kids (no relation) are all adults now, but she was still hitting Keanu up for $150,000 in child support retroacti...

By Michael K A few months ago, 46-year-old Karen Sala of Barrie, Ontario filed papers in a court claiming that Keanu Reeves fathered at least one of her four kids who are all now in their 20s. Karen asked the court to order Keanu to pay her loony ass $150,000 a month for child support retroactive to June 198...

By Michael K A witness-type said, "They looked very cosy. Cameron was stuffing her burger in her mouth and playing up the fact that she has that wide mouth. Keanu was laughing - it was strange to see him giggling like that as he's regarded as a bit serious."

By Michael K This is 46-year-old Karen Sala of Barrie, Ontario in Canada. Karen swears on her collection of crack pipes that Keanu Reeves is the father of her four adult children. Karen is asking the courts to force Keanu to submit a sample of his dick butter, so the truth can finally be revealed.

By Michael K The Hollywood Reporter says Keanu will star in a modern version of the novel The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde called Jekyll. They also said plot details are being kept under wraps. SPOILER ALERT! Keanu plays a dehydrated piece of broccoli who turns into a....dehydrated piece of broccoli....

By Michael K No, that's not Diablo Cody with Keanu Reeves. It's his sister, Kim. Kim and Keanu! Get it? Me neither. Keanu was obviously forced to bathe, shave and put on clean shoes to the premiere of "Street Kings" last night in Los Angeles. His people didn't think it was appropriate for him to be stinking up...

By Michael K Keanu Reeves is still alive and not looking completely homeless. Although he is looking like a shoe salesman who ended up at the liquor store instead of buying milk for his wife like he was supposed to. Anyway, Keanu Reeves was spotted outside of Fred Segal yesterday giving advice to some chi...