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Opinion: Whores, Cool Ranch and Keanu Reeves: The Pitfalls of Deep Space Communication

  Cracked Columnists | by Robert Brockway | Thu, Nov 1

Thu, Nov 1 Well, nevermind then. I guess congratulations are in order: Way to distill humanity down to its purest essence: snack food, internet hookers and Ted Theodore Logan! Read more from Robert at his own site, I Fight Robots, right after you’ve finished telling the aliens exactly what you do to...

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