Kelly Osbourne

By Michael K Sharon said the whole family has been busy lately working on their variety show (NOT ANOTHER VARIETY SHOW!!!) for Fox. Sharon kept her mouth shut on what Kelly's poison is. She said Kelly will tell us all herself when she busts out of the tank. Star Magazine claims Kelly's at Hazelden in Oregon.

By Michael K Also at the Brits tonight are Alien Princess RiRi in a dress by Reynolds Wrap. She's fucking ready to be beamed up after this bitch. Also Kelly Osbourne who is basically shrinking into nothingness. She was with her family and her mother wore the same damn frock she always wears. Of course, Mark R...

By Michael K Remember when Daddy Spears was photographed taking out Britney's infamous pink wig? I know who fished that shit out of the dumpster! Amy Wino! It looks better on her. Amy is seen here playing dress up with Kelly Osbourne and her goddaughter last week. She sort of looks like my friend Scott in d...

By Michael K In her younger days, Kelly Osbourne was a drunk druggie slut who passed her bare vagina around like she was Sienna Miller at a Married Men's Convention. Kelly says those days are over, but she's still worried about possibly catching STDs.

By Michael K Lately, Kelly Osbourne has been looking quite hot to me. She looks like something that belongs in a Tim Burton movie, but she just looks so precious. Her skin is like gleaming white porcelain. It's a lovely change from the tanorexic, fake tittied skanks we usually see. From now on I'm only going...