Kid Nation

By HollywoodSucker(deuceapplejuice@yahoo.com) Does anyone remember that show Kid Nation that was on TV last fall? It was the one where 40 kids were sent to live in New Mexico and start their own town. And in the end, everyone learns that...

By DrMcSteeny(sarro13@yahoo.com) Taylor will be stripping in Vegas. DK will watch the entire season of Kid Nation and realize what a huge role Jared played in the show, albeit not necessarily Bonanza itself. He'll spend three years feeling guilty that he never gave Jared a gold star.

By DrMcSteeny(sarro13@yahoo.com) Later the council starts discussing who should get the gold star. They talk about giving it to someone who is very smart. Oh no, it's going to come down to Alex or Jared isn't it? That's why they showed them playing Pelvis Face together. But how could I root for just one? Jared, Alex, Jared, Alex. O...

By DrMcSteeny(sarro13@yahoo.com) All the kids are excited. They have to work before they can enter the arcade though. Well not Jared and Mike. Jared says "screw the job" and goes into the arcade anyway. See this is why I know Taylor gets too much crap. Even from me. Because if that was Taylor I'd be so angry, but when it's Jared it's jus...

By DrMcSteeny(sarro13@yahoo.com) This week in Kid Nation, we learn all about communication. For example, at one point Greg talks to DK and Blaine about how Laurel and Michael and Sophia were talking about Greg and Blaine and DK but really it sounded to me like Laurel and Michael and Sophia were really just talking about Greg,...

By DrMcSteeny(sarro13@yahoo.com) Having just lost a comfy bed, Randi is very upset and suddenly homesick. She is telling Taylor how much she misses her family and her animals and might go home. Taylor is border-line tears, but it's hard to tell if she's sad about losing her friend or one of her obedient disciples. See what you'v...

By DrMcSteeny(sarro13@yahoo.com) This week in Kid Nation, Greg cross dresses, Laurel proves she's the most fantastic child in America, and Guylan triggers my gag reflex. Everybody buckled up? Okay, let's go...... This week in Kid Nation, Greg cross dresses, Laurel proves she's the most fantastic child in America, and Guylan tr...

By DrMcSteeny(sarro13@yahoo.com) This week on Kid Nation, we finally get the Jared footage we've all been waiting for. Now if I can just figure out how to get him wrapped up and shipped to my house with my very own Bonanza... This week on Kid Nation, we finally get the Jared footage we've all been waiting for. Now if I can just figure ou...

By DrMcSteeny(sarro13@yahoo.com) The viewers are apparently not the only ones. When council announces who will be coming Sophia and a few other Pioneers very subtly point to Taylor. In addition to Greg, Blaine, and DK, council does in fact take along Taylor and Taylor's head follower, Leila.

By DrMcSteeny(sarro13@yahoo.com) This week in Kid Nation, Mike and Taylor cried a little, Greg finally got his gold star, and it was confirmed that the show's just not the same without a whole lotta Jared. An hour long show and only... Mike: We need the meat. Taylor: We can haave meat whenever we waunt. Taylor: Kill a chicken

By DrMcSteeny(sarro13@yahoo.com) Welcome to Kid Nation: Population 41. Plus camera men. Kid Nation is the land of the free and the home of the pubescent. The children's task: rebuild Bonanza New Mexico without the help of adults. And try not to cry about it. (Good luck). Sounds like a good TV idea right? Wrong. So far the show is like a...