Kiefer Sutherland

By Kyle Buchanan What do you get Kiefer Sutherland for his birthday? Apparently, not a transvestite stripper—the National Enquirer says he's already had one of those. Kiefer was lost for words and hastily pushed the stripper off his lap, much to the amusement of his friends.

By Seth So me and a friend had a bourbon date at the 4100 Bar last night. Place was pretty empty, but who should materialize before us, like some Christmas tree-tackling holiday angel, but KIEFER SUTHERLAND himself." Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightin...

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By Kyle Buchanan There's no smoking," Sutherland, 41, tells Men's Vogue in its December/January issue, which hits newsstands Nov. 25. "The lights never go out, 24/7. You can't cover anything. You can't even put your head under a blanket. All the cells have cameras in them."

By Seth So we hit the open warehouse, and let's just say, if we had $5 million kicking around, we'd have found the ideal windowless converted foundry from which to run our punk rock mini-empire/host all-night after-Junction ragers with a few hundred of our closest neighborhood drunks. Yes, Kief...

By Seth Before you begin sobbing between self-pitying bites of Myrtle Burger—positive the listing means we'll see a reduction in Kiefer's legendary pub-crawling exploits in the area—we'll leave you with this thought: You can take Kiefer out of Silver Lake, but you can never take the Silver La...

By Kyle Buchanan There are few things in this world that can thwart 24's Jack Bauer — few things, that is, besides a WGA strike and an untimely stint in the Glendale City Jail. Forced to postpone the premiere of 24's seventh season from January 2008 to January 2009, Fox promised a make-good for tortured fans i...

By Douglas Reinhardt Mirrors star Kiefer Sutherland and gal pal Siobhan Bonnouvrier attempted to flex their star power muscle at a New York area Apple Store over the weekend. After talking with the store's manager for quite a lengthy time, Sutherland was unable to get his hand on the soon to be release iPhone 3G....

By Mark Graham In today's installment: Kiefer Sutherland, Lauren Bacall, Ashlee Simpson, Christopher "McLovin Sucks Balls!" Mintz-Plasse, Paula Abdul, Bob Odenkirk, Hank Azaria, David Wain, Benjamin McKenzie, Jackie Warner, Paul Haggis, Jane Lynch, Shane West, Ken Davitian (twice!), Brad Ga...

By Douglas Reinhardt In a Forgetting Sarah Marshall inspired moment of honesty, Kiefer Sutherland told his girlfriend, Siobhan Bonnouvrier, that he doesn't care that much for the clothing she picks out for him. Sutherland told his gal pal that he's far more comfortable in a V-Neck from American Apparel than...

By Mark Graham In today's installment: Russell Crowe, Drew Barrymore, Kiefer Sutherland, Teri Hatcher, Matthew Perry, Chris "Mr. Big" Noth, Chrissie Hynde, Jemaine "Flight Of The Conchords" Clement, Mindy Kaling, Samantha Mathis (with Keith Carradine!), Werner Herzog, Dax Shepard (with Bradle...

By Seth In today's episode: Bruce Willis; Kiefer Sutherland; Kris Kristofferson; Elizabeth Berkly; Owen Wilson; Matt Dillon; Naveen Andrews; Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann; Rashida Jones; Amanda Peet and David Benioff; Keri Russell; BJ Novak; Nicole Richie and Joel Madden; Brian Grazer; Bra...

By Seth In today's episode: Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong; Justin Timberlake; Susan Sarandon; Kiefer Sutherland; David Beckham; Courtney Love; Lindsay Lohan, Balthazar Getty, Taryn Manning, Avril Lavine and Deryck Whibley; David Spade and Verne Troyer; Anne Heche; Adrian Gre...

By Seth In today's episode: Oprah Winfrey; Carla Gugino and Elizabeth Berkley; Brad Pitt and Zahara; Alec Baldwin; Kiefer Sutherland; Dave Chapelle; Forest Whitaker; Drew Barrymore and Justin Long; Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy; Woody Harrelson; James Spader; Tim Roth; Lisa Kudrow;...

By Seth · January 15th at Hollywood hot spot Crimson. Sarah Michelle Gellar all decked out in a beautiful blue dress hanging out in the outside patio enjoying a cigarette with some other beautiful people in her party. Looked like they were celebrating something.

By Seth Does this mean we'll never again experience the mixed-with-the-drunken-locals Kiefer of old, who giddily hopped between various Eastside dive establishments where everyone knew his name, and probably would have even if he wasn't constantly saving the world in day-long increments...

By Seth As we scrawl yet another red X on our 12 Months of Torture: An Official '24' 2007 Calendar--bringing us to Day 8 of what will eventually be 48 days behind bars for Kiefer Sutherland--we've been on the lookout for reports on how the actor is faring behind the razor-wire-enforced walls of the...

By Seth The only interaction Sutherland will have with other inmates is when he slides a tray of food through slots in their cell doors. As of Thursday evening, Sutherland had not had any visitors. However, Balian says that the actor brought several books to keep him busy.

By Mark 24 star and Everyone's Favorite Hollywood Drinking Buddy Kiefer Sutherland, as we briefly noted on our way out the door Wednesday evening, reported to the Glendale City Jail to begin serving his DUI sentence, scuttling our perhaps delusional hopes he might somehow elude his captors an...

By Mark While we know we can't avoid reality forever, we're happy to retreat back into fantasy for a little while longer, at least until the next update about the progress of the DUI proceedings. Excuse us while we close our eyes and envision Kiefer giving us a thumbs-up from across Ye Rustic Inn jus...

By Seth When Kiefer Sutherland wandered out of his East Side comfort zone--where drunken U-turns aren't just legal, they're encouraged!--and into the glare of a West L.A. cop car's spotlight, few of us immediately realized that the ensuing arrest constituted a probation violation for the belo...

With all the people who were at the Fox party why didn't one of them offer to take him home? He was clearly drunk when he was signing photos.

By Seth In today's episode: Jason Lee, Giovanni Ribisi, Nate Corddry, BJ Novak, and Rainn Wilson; Hilary Swank; Eddie Murphy, Jessica Alba and Dane Cook; Kiefer Sutherland; Diane Keaton and Ron Popeil; Frances McDormand; Jeanne Tripplehorn; David and Victoria Beckham; Sharon Stone; Donal...

BoHan: And yet, in those two sentences, you've managed to concoct a more intriguing sub-plot than half of those we were subjected to last season. Congrats and start writing that Emmy speech. Little Mintz Sunshine

SteamyMcFirecrotch: Damn, why didn't I think of that! Next time I see Kiefer drunk at the Rustic Inn I'll grab his keys. And then he'll beat the shit out of me. What fun! BoHan

Young Guns"? How about "Flatliners?" And BTW, "HOLSTER YOUR WEH-PONNNNN!" In Other News...

Clearly the police are unaware of the following ordinances: If Kiefer makes a U Turn, it is not illegal. If Kiefer is driving under the influence, all other traffic needs to move to the right side of the road and stop. There is no existent legal "limit" for Kiefer's blood-alcohol level.

ABC has kidnapped Defamer guy! Only Kiefer can save him now! Atomboy

If I could be assured that the LA correctional system had co-ed units and cells, I would for sure be running out and getting myself picked up for DUI tout suite like . Timed right, it would be worth the risk for the slim chance to spend 5 days crooning songs of lament with TV's Jack Bauer.

By Mark This morning brings news that will sadden and shock Hollywood (OK, perhaps it won't exactly shock anyone), as universally beloved, pub-crawling, America-saving rogue Kiefer Sutherland was popped for a DUI last night in West L.A., having reportedly fallen prey to the trap that has claim...

Jah, he's Canadian. Undoubtedly he blamed the Separatists. raincoaster

Kiefer, you silly man, I have a warm bed here on the Westside waiting for you. Just give a ringy-dingy next time you're in the hood. Desk_hack

Kiefer, immediately demand a jury trial! You know there's no jury pool in California that will convict a celebrity. Case dismissed, record clean, and the Defamer community can collectively breathe a sigh of relief. BabylonSister

By Seth · Britney Spears: The performance of her career. The critical consensus. Sympathy comes from the least likely of places. The post-mortem. An Emmy apology? · Rosie Lit: Donald the Slug, breaking her own fingers. · Kiefer Sutherland restores order to a holy Romanian movie set.

By Mark In what we will admit is a shameless attempt at pandering to the sizable Kiefer Sutherland-worshipping segment of our readership, we spotlight the following item from this week's Popbitch newsletter, in which the 24 star and beloved drinking buddy of countless eastside drinking esta...

By Seth In today's episode: Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill, Kristen Bell, and Edgar Wright; Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver; Vince Vaughn; Hilary Swank and Brad Garrett; Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins; Ryan Gosling; Mary-Kate Olsen; Joey Lauren Adams; Kiefer Sutherland; Kate Bosworth; Mat...

By Seth In today's episode: Drew Barrymore and Spike Jonze; Tobey Maguire and Kevin Connolly; Will Ferrell; Halle Berry; Kiefer Sutherland; Beck; Liev Schreiber; Tom Waits; Heather Graham and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje; Rachel Leigh Cook; Michael C. Hall; Jonathan Bennett; William Fichtne...

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By Mark In today's episode: Kiefer Sutherland and Shannon Tweed; Will Smith and Jada Pinkett; Cameron Diaz and Mary Lynn Rajskub; Britney Spears; Jeff Goldblum; Zachary Quinto; Paula Abdul; Dominic Monaghan; Jason Schwartzman; Josh Schwarz; Kirstie Alley, Paul Stanley, and Tori Spelling...

By Mark Outstanding Drama Series Boston Legal • ABC Grey's Anatomy • ABC Heroes • NBC House • Fox The Sopranos • HBO Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series 24 • Fox • Kiefer Sutherland Boston Legal • ABC • James Spader House • Fox • Hugh Laurie Rescue Me • FX • Denis Leary

By Seth In today's episode: Jessica Simpson and Charlize Theron; Hilary Swank; Kiefer Sutherland; Quentin Tarantino; Rob Reiner and Rebecca DeMornay; Morrissey; Giovanni Ribisi; Ike Barinholtz; David Cross; Mario Lopez and Anna Chlumsky; Andre 3000; Little Richard; Jason Hervey; Judy G...

By Seth Parade, which most recently made headlines for lulling Halle Berry into a trusting place, then drawing her ire by printing her account of a suicide attempt that she had not intended to trot out again until at least something on the level of a Vanity Fair cover story came around, is once agai...

By Seth In today's episode: Mark Wahlberg, Tom Ford, Courteney Cox, Isla Fisher, Chris O'Donnell, Randy Newman and Wolfgang Puck; Minnie Driver; Gwyneth Paltrow; Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver; Kiefer Sutherland and Scott Ian; Christina Ricci; Ali Larter; Taryn Manning; Heathe...

By Mark Unfortunately, our narrator didn't stick around to see the end of this particular scene, so we may never know if Sutherland ever got that cigarette, or, for that matter, if somewhere on his jog towards a potential sating of his nicotine jones, he succumbed to a Jack Daniels-induced Yulet...

By Seth In today's episode: Clive Owen and John Cho; Joaquin Phoenix; Kiefer Sutherland; Queen Latifah; Ryan Reynold and Richard Kind; Frankie Muniz; Jennifer Love Hewitt; Masi Oka; Mike Tyson; Laura Dern; Blake Lewis, Chris Sligh, Jared Cotter, Paul Kim and Lakisha Jones; Dennis Rodman and...

By Seth In today's episode: Kate Winslet; Jimmy Woods; Jon Lovitz; Kiefer Sutherland, Parminder Nagra and Willie Garson; Kirsten Dunst; Eric McCormack; Kevin Dillon; Wes Bentley; Lacey Chabert; Jared Leto; Hayden Panettiere; Jay Mohr; Peter Gallagher; Mischa Barton; Paul Reubens; Jeann...

By Mark · Delays in a 24 feature script free up Kiefer Sutherland to do some non-terrorism-related work during his TV hiatus, allowing him to star in the supernatural thriller Mirrors from director Alexandre "The Hills Have Eyes" Aja. [Variety]

By Seth In today's episode: Jake Gyllenhaal; Chris Rock; Kiefer Sutherland; Maggie Gyllenhaal; Lucy Liu; Wayne Brady and Jai Rodriguez; Suzanne Somers, Lily Tomlin, Joan Collins and Linda Evans; Malcolm McDowell; Nicholas Brendon; Ed Helms; Bradley Cooper; Carlos Bernard; Demetri Marti...

By Mark OK, we'll come clean: This was all just a lame pretext for posting the video of Kiefer Sutherland tackling the Christmas tree again. An encore performance of Drunken Kiefer vs. the Tannenbaum, after the jump!

By Seth In today's star-studded holiday spectacular: Kiefer Sutherland; Penelope Cruz; Halle Berry; Tobey Maguire; Jennifer Garner; Lauren Sanchez; Kate Hudson; Jorja Fox; Lance Bass; Milo Ventimiglia; Axl Rose; Paul Stanley; Taylor Hawkins; Gael Garc a Bernal; Britney Spears; Alec Bal...

By Mark BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES - DRAMA PATRICK DEMPSEY GREY'S ANATOMY MICHAEL C. HALL DEXTER HUGH LAURIE HOUSE BILL PAXTON BIG LOVE KIEFER SUTHERLAND 24 BEST TELEVISION SERIES - COMEDY OR MUSICAL a. DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (ABC) Touchstone Television b. ENTOURAGE (HBO)

By Seth In today's episode: Oliver Stone; Ashton Kutcher; Kiefer Sutherland and John Mayer; James Woods; Patrick Dempsey; Chloe Sevigny; Cuba Gooding Jr.; Tommy Lee and Hayden Panettiere; Fergie; Travis Barker; Steve Kmetko and Demetri Martin.

By Mark It is precisely at times like these that we look to eastside hero Kiefer Sutherland to get nice and liquored up, use his celebrity status to gain entry to the VIP lounge, and start tackling any item of "environmentally friendly fashion and design" that his Tecate-addled brain tells him mi...

By Mark Sure, Kiefer Sutherland likes the occasional drink--really, who doesn't enjoy a pint or two of Guinness before the ritual sacking of the Christmas tree?--but he shook the white, jittery monkey off his back long ago: "I did like the ceremony, the ritual of preparing cocaine as much as doi...

By Seth · Heading into Shogun restaurant in Mammoth this past Saturday, I nearly tripped over a shockingly diminutive Kiefer Sutherland walking out with what looked like a posse of scruffy snowboarding pals. I thought Hollywood folks only went to glam resorts like Aspen & Deer Valley. Guess...

By Mark Somehow we doubt that any "staffers" were too "shocked," as the sight of Sutherland weaving around the neighborhood is about as rare as the afternoon visit from the mailman. But if we've learned anything about Kiefer in the last few weeks, it's that he's the politest of stars, even in the mi...

By Mark The Lost Boys star - famously ditched by Julia Roberts five days before their wedding in 1991 - then hurled himself into the Norwegian Spruce, sending baubles and lights crashing to the ground. Pulling pine needles out of his hair and t-shirt, he said to a hotel employee: "Ooh sorry about th...