Kim Kardashian

By Michael K This stupid Monday-to-Friday skeezer makes no sense. She loves her curves, yet being considered "full-figured" is offensive? You know what's offensive? Kim Kardashian! UsWeekly never even called her plus-sized. Obviously, bitch needs to get a dude to piss in her ear again, because her...

By Michael K Although, if she wants to make this work, all she has to do is get herself some of Blohan's liquid diarrhea. Once she does that, she should apply a lot to the unburned areas, bleach her hair blonde, bathe herself in glitter and change her name to California's #1 Armenian Barbie! Ross who?!

By Michael K Even though Kim KardASSIAN effed up her foot last night, she will still dance! Does she realize that the dance floor doesn't have a strip pole? Kim said she didn't cut her foot on a glass coffee table. She cut it on a broken mirror underneath a desk. She said she tried to push away with her foot and...

By Michael K Shanna told The Dirty that it went down as soon as Kim's fat ass showed up, "I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sa...

By Michael K In response to Entertainment Weekly's 50 Smartest People in Hollywood list, The New York Daily News has put out a 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood list. While Judd Apatow topped the smartest list, Lindsay Lohan topped the dumbest. The NYDN's reason is that she makes " poor movie choices ("I Kn...

By Michael K Yesterday was the premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" on E! It stars uber-slut Kim Kardashian and her family as they show us why Hollywood families are all sorts of fucked up. Bruce Jenner comes in as the "voice of reason" and tells his daughter he doesn't think it's funny. Um....this is...

By Michael K Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have a reality show coming out called Keeping Up With The Kardashians on E! Too many damn Ks! I need to change my shit to Michael E or Michael L or something. They celebrated last night with their stepfather Bruce Jenner and their mother.   Do they have differ...