Kirstie Alley

By McCluskey and Miller The Sarah Silverman Program [10:30 PM, Comedy Central] - This week, Defamer enthusiast Sarah tries to come up with new street slang so that she will be remembered. English actor Matt Berry guest stars in tonight's episode. Brian Posehn and Steve Agee continue to be the highlights of this sh...

By Nick Malis We were so wrapped up in all that Letterman/McCain business, we almost forgot about this nice little surprise from last night’s Conan. Fresh off his best actor Emmy win for 30 Rock, Alec Baldwin stopped by the Late Night set unannounced for a brief round of “In The Year 2000.” It seems like Ale...

By Molly Friedman While Tom hasn't exactly been sending us postcards regarding Katie's conversion and all the progress she's made over the years, we'd always assumed she'd been hooked up to a lie-detecting e-meter for a session or two by now. But apparently those fun interrogations hadn't yet been thorou...

By Molly Friedman At her worst, Kirstie wasn't exactly adored by the weeklies, who happily decorated their covers week after week with the world's most unflattering photos and cover stories. But rather than suing them all, she used some of the more stellar headlines in her comeback vehicle Fat Actress.

By Seth In today's episode: Sacha Baron Cohen; Adam Sandler and Richard Dreyfuss; Drew Barrymore; Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Omar Epps, and Arye Gross; Hayden Christensen; Jason Schwartzman; Chad Faust; Kirstie Alley; Howie Mandel; Nick Nolte; Mickey Rourke; Heidi Klum and Kathleen...

By Seth In a heartwarming scenario whose only logical conclusion involves Kirstie Alley, Leah Remini, Greta Van Susteren and Jenna Elfman in pink satin jackets singing "We Go Together" on a fairground set up at the Hollywood Scientology Center, Jeff Conaway has found an unlikely guardian ang...

By Nick Malis When it comes to getting in shape, a few names spring to mind: Richard Simmons, Tony Little, Slim Goodbody, and ... Kirstie Alley? Famous first for replacing Shelly Long on Cheers, then for getting really fat, and then for losing a few pounds, and most recently for gaining a few of them back, Ki...

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By Mark · In a scandal sure to shake the world of celebrity-endorsed diet programs to its very foundation, Jenny Craig shill Kirstie Alley was spotted having some cheap CostCo weight-loss shakes smuggled to her home. Broken knees and anguished promises to never again violate Jenny's trust to fo...

By Mark · The season three premiere of Weeds was the series' most-watched episode to date, boosting the fortunes of lead-out Californication, which became the highest-rated non-Kirstie-Alley comedy debut in Showtime's history. [Variety]

By Mark In today's episode: Kiefer Sutherland and Shannon Tweed; Will Smith and Jada Pinkett; Cameron Diaz and Mary Lynn Rajskub; Britney Spears; Jeff Goldblum; Zachary Quinto; Paula Abdul; Dominic Monaghan; Jason Schwartzman; Josh Schwarz; Kirstie Alley, Paul Stanley, and Tori Spelling...

By Mark Proving that its emergency preparedness program is unquestionably the finest in Hollywood--yes, it even shames that of hyper-vigilant ICM--the Church of Scientology sprung into action following news that the spread of the Griffith Park wildfires necessitated the evacuation of ma...

By Seth On the way home from the airport, we saw Richard Lewis being interviewed outside of the Laugh Factory. Everyone was in black, so we assume it was a memorial for Richard Jeni. Saturday, 3/23 - Kirstie Alley spotted at the WeHo Target at the intersection of La Brea and Santa Monica. She was in the b...

Normally I would agree with you, but I saw Kirstie Alley at the Mayfair the other week and she looked amazing. Almost, "holy crap those Jenny Craig ads make her look heavier than she is". And at a store that is normally pretty blase about all the celebs that come through there, I was pleasantly s...

By Seth · Last week or so (around 2/19 or something) saw Kirstie Alley with a binder-clutching assistant type at Alcove. It was about 1:30 and it appeared they discussed the line and decided against. Kirstie looked quite attractive and normal-person svelte I must say, which is really the only reas...

By Seth In today's episode: Chris Rock; Colin Farrell; Drew Barrymore and Carmen Electra; David Spade; Kevin Federline; Jessica Biel; Kirstie Alley; David Caruso; David Lynch; Anna Paquin; Marg Helgenberger; Adam Brody; Mary Lynn Rajskub; Adam Goldberg and Christina Ricci; Sean Hayes; Ca...

By Seth · Scientology's traditional vows require that the "man" be reminded that the "girl" need "clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat," and that he will be expected to provide them all. (Cue: South Park-style chyron: "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALL...

I'm sure the Scientology bookstores will be selling them soon... Little Mintz Sunshine

She said it right at the end of the clip to Oprah, "My stripper hose are falling down." She even talks about it in her Jenny Craig blog - 'We've come up with a great plan and if all else fails remember, I get to wear stripper hose!' What are this stripper hose? Another aging starlett's secret?

She is remarkably smooth. We have all seen Star Jones Reynolds in a bikini -- **shudder** -- and Kirstie is looking as taut as a drum compared to that sagging horror show. Trixie from Toronto

Here's what I don't understand.... She belongs to a club that knows how to end drug addiction, conquer mental illness and give people super-powers. So why does she still need help from Jenny Craig to lay down the Chunky Monkey? TedSez

I love how Kirstie takes great pains now to let anyone see that rump. Xenu

By Seth · Blossom! Mayim Bialik, at the Brig at the Abbott Kinney Street Festival on 9-24. She looked rather f*&cking hot, which is saying something in that I don't play for her team. We'll just forget that she was guest-starred in "Fat Actress."

By Mark It's probably unavoidable that the crowd will be filled with unimaginative Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kirstie Alley get-ups, but if fans really want to get into the spirit of the evening and dress to impress, might we suggest a bald cap, two novelty Oscars, and a thin beard drawn in wit...

By Mark · Scientology helped her kick a coke habit, but it couldn't make Kirstie Alley skinny. With this news, Jenny Craig is destined to take the COS's place as the hottest cult in town.

By Mark Fellow celeb Scientologists Kirstie Alley and Kelly "Travolta Had Me At The Experts, Once Arye Gross Showed No Interest" Preston have publicly joined Tom Cruise in the Church's crusade against psychiatry, but without any high profile projects to gain them access to a televised sessio...

By Mark But we stuck with it. If that shriek didn't shatter our eardrums and send blood streaming down our cheeks, we were safe, right? We sat through look-at-me cameos by Scientologist pals John Travolta and Kelly Preston, and a somewhat amusing turn by former NBC golden boy Jeff Zucker, who disp...

By Mark This, gentle readers, is satire at its finest. In the next scene, a burglar wearing a Hollywood sign around his neck sneaks in through an open door, sodomizes Alley's poodle, then screams, "This is what Hollywood does to you!" The actress is so distraught that she can hardly touch her plate...

By Mark In just one episode - starring her friends John Travolta and Kelly Preston as well as Kid Rock and NBC entertainment chief Jeff Zucker - Alley triumphantly gets back at Hollywood. (There's more revenge in her memoir, "How to Lose Your A-- and Regain Your Life.")

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By Mark You may remember that NBC-Universal head/fading golden boy Jeff Zucker recently agreed to show his acting chops and poke some fun at his image by guest-starring as himself in the upcoming Kirstie Alley trainwreck Fat Actress. Now Zucker's tumbling down the slippery slope of pop-cultur...