Late Show with David Letterman

By rambodoc Anybody ever been in prison? Bernie Madoff, the nasty, awful swindler, he’s going to be there for 150 years. You know what he did? He hired a prison consultant. I think it’s Martha Stewart. (David Letterman) SPORTS AWARDS POLLS & STUDIES

By rambodoc Dick Cheney says that Rush Limbaugh is more of a Republican than Colin Powell. And I think, well, yeah, about 300 pounds more. (David Letterman) The economy is so bad, Nancy Pelosi now saying she was misled by E.F. Hutton. (Jay Leno) AFRICA SPORTS HISTORY AWARDS POLLS & STUDIES

By rambodoc The economy is improving. Here’s a sign of that: Earlier today the Yankees sold three tickets. (David Letterman) Barack Obama may choose Hillary Clinton as Souter’s replacement. So the big question now is, well, can she make the transition from pantsuits to robes. (David Letterman)

By rambodoc Everyone’s getting into the Halloween spirit. The Democratic candidate changed his name to “Barack o’ Lantern.” (David Letterman) I like bobbing for apples on Halloween. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, “apple-boarding.” (David Letterman)

By rambodoc Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it’s Chapter 11. (Jay Leno) MEXICO & LATIN AMERICA Autumn arrived on schedule. At least there’s one thing Bush hasn’t screwed up. (David Letterman)