Lily Allen

By Michael K Lily Allen is packing up all her shit and moving far far away from the music industry, because she claims she's done making albums. Here's a few pictures of Lily covering her face in shame, because she got caught at the airport wearing FUGGS.

By Michael K If the Spearmint Rhino strip club ever plans to put on a slutty Ice Capades version of Barbarella, then they have found the perfect ensemble needed to realize their vision thanks to Lily Allen. Lily Allen wore something that looks like it was originally a homemade wind chime in a nail salon w...

By Michael K Above is a little clip of Kate Moss flipping her nostrils after James Nesbitt, the host of the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London, made a joke at her expensive. James apparently LOLed about Kate being nekkid on the cover of GQ. Kate wasn't loving it, so she got up, stormed out and shouted beautif...

By Michael K Kate Moss, her daughter Lila Grace and Lily Allen are currently tramping through St. Tropez. While they are there, Kate Moss is training Lily Allen so that she too can have the body of a cokey supermodel. Closer Magazine (via Daily Mail) says that Lily asked Kate for diet advice, because she wa...

By Michael K And just for cacas, I decided to play a game I call "Mom Famous." I called my mom to see if she knew Susan Boyle and/or Lily Allen by name. Because my mom really only knows Madonna and The Pope by name. So I asked her if she knew who Susan Boyle was. She responded, "That British lady with teddy bear hair...

By Michael K Lily Allen was at Selfridge's 100th birthday party when she came face to face with the glamorous queen of glamour, Joan Collins. Lily Twittered (via The Sun) that when she went to kiss my icon and personal role model on the cheek, Joan responded with, "I don't kiss people I don't know." I think...

By Michael K Lily Allen played L.A. last night and during her cover of Brit Brit's "Woomanizah" (which Lily strangely pronounces "Womanizer"), a cokey freckled mess stumbled on stage for absolutely no reason. Blohan popped out of nowhere, whispered something to Lily, gave her a side-hug, threw her sk...

By Michael K Look at this mean ass bitch Lily Allen taunting me while waiting for her order of heaven between two buns inside of God's favorite restaurant in Redondo Beach, CA. Her cunty smile is saying, "I'm here and you're not." Choke on it, bitch. CHOKE ON IT, animal-style. Although, I'm a little proud of...

By Michael K Lily Allen needs to stop throwing fists and use her hands to throw this whole entire fugness on her body into the incinerator. Or at least donate it to a local memaw who will know the correct way to wear the fuck out of this ensemble. This really does look like an elderly ho's stoop sale busted a lo...

By Michael K Lily Allen got pap slappy in London today. Homegirl went crazy on a mob of pappies after one of them bumped into her car. Bitch got out of her car, flew a water bottle at one pap and then slapped at another. Right Hook Lily had to be taken away by her security.