Madonna

By Stuart Heritage But not this time. This time Madonna has gone to Malawi to launch her brand new school, the Raising Malawi Academy for Girls. It’s a noble gesture – Madonna wants to use the school to “focus on empowering women to become leaders, not like that fat idiot Guy Ritchie”. We made part of that quote up. W...

By Shawn Lindseth Saul wasn’t the only one who worried so for all the poor gypsies – Madonna does too. That’s why she just let them  have her shoes. Weird. Saul wasn’t the only one who worried so for all the poor gypsies – Madonna does too. That’s why she just let them  have her shoes.

By Stuart Heritage But tell that to Guy Ritchie. He was married to Madonna for several years, so if he says that Madonna is retarded then, yes, Madonna must be retarded. And since Guy Ritchie said that Madonna is retarded in this month’s Esquire, it must be true.

By Amy Grindhouse The two are now all about being out in the open. Madonna even put Jesus in her new music video for Celebration. The title track of her greatest hits album. The video for which features another of her children, daughter Lourdes. Madonna is said to be considering getting married to her 22-year-ol...

By Stuart Heritage Because don’t forget that Madonna has done a lot for Malawi recently. She’s founded a charity to feed the country’s orphans and provide them with medical supplies - plus she’s built the Raising Malawi Kabbalah School to educate them in the mystic ways of the Kabbalah, ensuring that genera...

By Stuart Heritage But, all credit to Madonna, she knows when she’s been beaten. So it’s with a heavy heart that she’ll leave Malawi, possibly for good. Just Madonna on her own. Just Madonna and her special wriggling luggage that sounds like muffled cries for help. She’ll be missed.

By Stuart Heritage A representative for the superstar said Madonna suffered “minor injuries” after she fell while horseback riding in the Hamptons, a playground for the rich and famous on the eastern end of Long Island, N.Y. “The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi...

By Stuart Heritage Also, they’ve got a bit of a tricky history, sexually. Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears were a couple for a number of years, Madonna and Britney Spears kissed with tongues at an awards show and Justin Timberlake managed to keep his dinner down while watching Madonna grind about in a man...

By Stuart Heritage When Madonna chose Britney Spears to star in a video for her upcoming tour, she wanted Britney to utilise her best-known talent. So that's why Britney Spears is a controversial choice for Madonna - but what will she actually be doing in the video? Fortunately, E! Online has found out: