Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

By Michael K Small woodland countries and birds already stay away from Mary-Kate Olsen, because she's an evil little troll who has been known to pick at them with her claws and chew on their nails. But now you can add bats to the list of creatures who aren't flying near that bitch, because she has the face o...

By Michael K Mary-Kate Olsen must be cackling at the rumors that she's "burning through her cash." The Olsens are probably the richest trolls in the world, raking in $40 million total each year. Shit, the Travelocity gnome even makes less than that.

By Michael K Mary-Kate Olsen has already issued a statement through her lawyer claiming she doesn't know anything about Heath Ledger's death. The feds still really want to talk to her. They apparently want to know how Heath got a hold of OxyContin and they think the troll knows.

By Michael K Anyway, the NY Post published a story claiming the feds want to speak to Mary-Kate Olsen about Heath Ledger's death, specifically how he got a hold of OxyContin. MK agreed to only talk to their asses if they granted her immunity. Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing wha...

By Michael K The New York Post reports that Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to talk to the feds about Heath Ledger's death unless they grant her immunity. Someone has been watching Law & Order... MK's masseuse was one of the first people to find Heath. She immediately called MK. Instead of calling 911, MK sen...