Mischa Barton

By Michael K The post below this is a happy bar story starring Kiefer Sutherland. And this post is a sad bar story starring Mischa Barton (remember her?). I mean, the amount of booze wasted will pull at your no-heart strings. So reach for the Kleenex.....

By Michael K Every day is Slut-O-Ween for Adrianne Curry - Hollywood Tuna To be fair, an obese trout could kick Jimmy Fallon's ass - Popoholic Sienna Miller bones on the rag - Just Jared Dental victim Mischa Barton looking good at the Whitney Museum Gala - Hollywood Rag

By Michael K The CW's The Beautiful Life has been taken out back and put down. E! News reports that Mischa Barton's triumphant return to TV was killed after just two episodes. That Ashton Kutcher-produced shit show has the displeasure of being the first death of the new 2009-2010 season. The CW shut down p...

By Michael K Mario Lopez (see post below) did it better than Mischa Barton - Egotastic! Is Miranda Kerr posing in a Sears Portrait Studio?! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Charlize Theron should be a celebrity guest organizer on Hoarders - Hollywood Rag American Midol - ICYDK

By Michael K Charlize Theron bites the tip (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Katy Perry must have a thirst for Summer's Eve if she made out with Mayer and Brand in the same weekend - Lainey Gossip Brit Brit's private audition for a new fuck time partner - Hollywood Rag

By Michael K Pinch my peen-hole, Mischa Barton actually looks good - Hollywood Tuna The only dumb dumb who would wear a "Paris Hilton" t-shirt - Popsugar Pete Wentz's low-budget Lady CaCa ensemble - Hollywood Rag Mischa Barton's dogs must be named Valium and Percocet - Socialite Life

By Michael K Mischa claims she only took the minimum amount of painkillers to get her through the pain. This is Mischa Barton we're talking about, so her minimum is probably your maximum (Unless your name is Amy Winehouse). When Mischa couldn't take the pain any longer, she went to the hospital where she...

By Michael K The CW couldn't afford to pay for all the hundreds of hours of Photoshopping it would take to include Mischa Barton in this shit - Just Jared Ceiling nipples - Hollywood Tuna Dear Lil Kim, Sharpies are for eyebrows, not for mole drawing - Hollywood Rag

By Michael K Mischa Barton arrived on the set of her TV show The Beautiful Life in NYC yesterday looking like a mangy cat dragged her out from the gutter in front of some crack house. But to play fair (insert queef here), most of us look like this when we've just rolled off of the bathroom floor we passed out o...

By Michael K Big deal! I can catch an entire Apple Store with my ass - Towleroad The P'Shop Awards: Milla Jovovich in Maxim - Hollywood Tuna Don't show this to Paula Abdul - Popeater Jill Zarin to Mischa Barton: Put a brawawn - Egotastic! There goes the neighborhood - Hollywood Rag

By Michael K Maybe it was a little too soon for the men in white jackets to swing the looney bin doors open and let Mischa Barton wander out into the wild. Just a few days ago, Mischa crawled out of the crazy ward after suffering some kind "meltdown" (aka the coke went down the wrong pipe). Mischa immediately...

By Michael K Peep at the ole' blondie (in the Charlotte Russe jeans and Chinese Laundry wedges) in the background having a face seizure over Mischa Barton. My face is doing the same thing, because I can't believe that Mischa made such a sophisticated ensemble look like a common jizz rag! Just imagine th...

By Michael K Okay, I think I like George Clooney's tramp of the minute, Elisabetta Canalis. The Sun found this still from a movie called Virgin Territory (which also stars crazy sadling Mischa Barton) of Elisabetta as a flashing nun. Holy nipple! Mel Gibson just wet his panties, ran up to the counter and...

By Michael K On Wednesday afternoon Mischa Barton had some sort of "meltdown" and was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where they stamped a 5150 on her forehead. This allowed their asses to hold her for at least 72 hours. Well, time is up, but Mischa will continue to eat the Jello. Mischa's rep said she...

By Michael K No, Mischa Barton is not wearing a headband designed by the one and only international supermodel Phoebe Price. Strike one. She's wearing a headband she designed herself. STRIKE INFINITY! Didn't Mischa get the memo that there could only be one mega celebrity (ha) headband designer and tha...

By Michael K Back to Nicole! The fighting didn't end after Nicole's walkout. A few days later the two traveled to NYC for fashion week and fought the whole time. After fighting at some party, Joel ditched Nicole and went back to L.A. At a VMA party, Joel started flirting with Mischa Barton. Wonky McValtrex, w...

By Michael K Please, Mischa loves this shit. She hasn't had this much publicity since....well ever! I'm sure the offers are just rolling in after those pictures hit. I wouldn't be surprised if her thighs are named the new mascot of Quaker Oats. Poor Quaker Oats Man will be out of a job.

By Michael K I will give Mischa props for paying home to Anne of Green Gables by wearing that hat. She must know I have soft spot for Anne. Thank you Mischa, but remove the yellow. Here's Mischa going to lunch in Los Angeles with a homo person this afternoon.