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Base to Eppes.' Eppes, over." Roger that.' Yes," Don said without hesitation. "I'd do anything for Charlie. Anything." I don't care!" Don railed, the effort costing him dearly. "Charlie needs me!" I'm sorry," he managed to whisper. "Tell Charlie I love him." This is David. Ian, what happened?'

Title: A Little Closer (The Recalculated Remix) Pairing/Characters: Charlie/Billy Rating: PG Word Count: 150 Spoilers: Man Hunt Summary: Charlie and Billy get caught in the rain and take shelter in a remote cabin Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

Title: Upgrade Pairing/Characters: David/Liz Rating: R Word Count: 100 Spoilers: Seasons 1-3 Summary: Liz compares David to Don Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ David cooks, telling her stories about his mother making the same dish for him back in the Bronx.

Title: Sleepless (The Dreaming Remix) Pairing/Characters: Charlie/Billy Rating: PG13 Word Count: 300 Spoilers: Man Hunt Summary: After a snowboarding accident Charlie wakes to find Billy can't sleep Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

Pairing/Characters: Don/Charlie Rating: NC17 Word Count: 200 Spoilers: None Summary: Charlie gets in over his head thinking he can handle Don's dark side Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ Only belatedly Charlie fears he may have bitten off more than he can chew.

Jeremy resembled his Uncle Charlie in more ways than one. When Amita was offered a position at CERN, she and Charlie packed up for Switzerland. Before they left, Charlie gave Don the keys to the Craftsman - and the deed. Jeremy was the only grandchild Alan had lived long enough to see born.

Don doesn't want the neighbors to hear him cry out when he's supposed to be sleeping alone. If they hear Don then see him and Charlie leave together… But just for once he wants Don to sink his teeth into him because he knows Charlie likes it.

Charlie was shaking in a corner of the garage, but then Don showed up - white bandages still marked with fresh blood - and Charlie threw himself into his brother's arms, distraught. Don pressed consoling kisses to his temple until Charlie raised his head, demanding a real kiss with his mout...

Title: Nine Imaginary Men Pairing/Characters: Don/Megan, Don/Amita, Don/Nadine, Don/Susan, Don/Liz, Don/Kim, Don/Terry, Don/Nikki, Don/Robin Rating: NC17 Word Count: 300 Spoilers: Seasons 1-5 Summary: Imaginary Don makes an excellent masturbatory fantasy for a lot of women

Don was an FBI agent; there was no way he didn't know she was in the house. Still she stayed in the hall letting him have his privacy, moved by his heartfelt song, until it was over. Then she turned the corner and leaned against the open doorway to the nursery, taking in the sight of Don standing wi...

I know a bunch of people avoid OC oriented stories. To be blunt? Get over it. This universe is not a bunch of crappy Mary Sue characters with a boatload of wish fulfillment, it's the absolute best envisioning of the future of the Eppes family I've read. The traits we love in our favorite Numb3rs c...

The thing is, she also has a TV girlfriend: Christina Cox. And it just so happens she was also in the Numb3rs universe and also in Man Hunt as CHP Officer Morris, the accident investigator who works on the accident math with Charlie. What are the odds? TV boyfriend and TV girlfriend both guest s...

Larry spent six months in Geneva at CERN then two months based in Paris when Megan flew over to be with him for the summer. Megan came to the ceremony where Larry was awarded the Lilienfeld Prize for his work in physics. Larry came to her graduation and was the first to congratulate her as Doctor...

Charlie has more than enough money saved for both of them and Don can’t risk another accident. He can’t risk losing Charlie like that. But a month in Don starts to see glimmers of the old Charlie back. He has money, he has time and he has his Charlie back.

Title: First Do No Harm Series/Universe: Regret to Inform Pairing/Characters: Megan/Larry, OCs Rating: PG13 Word Count: 300 Spoilers: Seasons 2-3 Summary: Megan post-surgery isn’t the Megan Larry once knew Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

Title: Fragile Creatures Series/Universe: Regret to Inform Pairing/Characters: Megan/Larry, OCs Rating: PG13 Word Count: 300 Spoilers: Seasons 2-3 Summary: Megan goes under the knife to try to save her life Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

Hey, Charlie..." If Charlie had hope, he had faith. Charlie," Susan said, her voice pleading. "Please, look at me." But can you forgive me?" Charlie asked forlornly. Charlie peppered her face with little kisses. "God, I love you. I love you. I love you so much..." Eppes Enterprises was over, the past.

Charlie, you've been here all night and all day..." I double checked. It's Amita." Charlie, wait!" Don!" Charlie!" Charlie! Where are you?" Don's voice was frantic. I'm sorry," Charlie muttered, half to Don, half to Amita. "I'm really sorry..." Got it." Code viper," Jonas told Charlie.

Title: Regret to Inform Series/Universe: Regret to Inform Pairing/Characters: Megan/Larry, OC Rating: PG13 Word Count: 300 Spoilers: Seasons 2-3 Summary: It's Megan's mother who breaks the news to Larry Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

He nodded at Megan and walked out, letting David and Colby in as he headed up the stairs. David made sure the door was closed completely then nodded to Megan as he took his place next to Colby: her witnesses. No!" Megan?" Ray." David gave him a solemn nod. "You got it."

Don, it's David." What's the word, David?" Three?" Everett asked. "Don Eppes and Edgerton I get. Who's the third?" If I'm lucky?" Marshall said with a malicious grin of delight. "Charlie will be with him." Someone had just handed Don Eppes to him on a platter. How?" And there he was: Don Eppes.

David and Colby were only able to buy him twenty before Calderon opened fire on them. Colby didn't think, he just leaped - midair when the bullets hit, knocking him back into David. Colby! Colby!" I thought I was trying to save you," Colby managed.

Yes," Charlie said a bit sullenly. Fine," Charlie grumbled. "I accept your terms." Yes, Captain," Charlie said sarcastically. Seriously, I don't get the Larry thing." Inara?" Don!" Amita this time, sounding pleased. I appear to be short one Larry and Mal's missing a River."

Eppes." Is she okay?" The words came out so fast they slurred together, but he had to know - now. Damn it." I'm pulling into the parking lot." Don had answered on the first ring and he sounded relieved. "Good, because David just called; our search warrant came through and I need to get back to work."

Decoy go," David told them. Charlie! Listen to me!" Colby had to shake Charlie, hysterical as he was, to get his attention. "Don's okay! He's fine!" Charlie, you need to calm down," Colby soothed. Charlie needs him." Charlie! Oh, Charlie!"

Yeah, It's Charlie. I need to call in my tracker for today." But how?" Amita asked. Dr. Ramanujan..." Amita mused. Well, not no one," Amita countered. "I mean, we know." Amita thought for a moment. "You don't have to..." You're welcome," Charlie said. "My gift goes with it." It's great! Thank you, Charlie!"

Assistant Director Don Eppes of the FBI, urgent for Senator Colby Granger." There was a pause. "I know, but he'll want to take this call." After another pause, Don got through to Colby's aide. "Lydia, it's Don Eppes. Put Colby on. I know, but tell him it's the call he's expecting." After another pau...

Title: Jump In With Both Feet Series/Universe: Learning to Crawl Pairing/Characters: Colby, Don Rating: PG13 Word Count: 300 Spoilers: Judgment Call Summary: Strong again, Colby throws himself into his work with a vengeance Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ He was back.

I've been plotting this long H/C Charlie/Colby fic that's a crossover with House (I just need to find some dread malady to give Colby), but I thought it would be nice to do a gen Colby whump in preparation. The August prompts at N100 seemed like a nice fit for our Super!Colby, thus a drabble ser...

Come on, Megan! You're killing me here!" Megan hung up and Darby stared at the phone, annoyed. Or risk lawsuits," Megan interjected. Come in!" Amita laughed. "I think I'd be that way too." You can't be serious," Amita scoffed, rising. Are you sure it was him?" David stressed.

David and Colby bolted after the man as he took off through his neighbor's yard. David tackled the suspect and Colby held his weapon on him as David handcuffed him. No, not us two. David." Colby pulled out his badge and pressed it into Don's hand as his boss and partner stared at him, stunned. "I sho...

Pairing/Characters: Charlie/Susan Rating: R Spoilers: All's Fair Summary: The desks at Oxford are sturdy Then again, what Charlie does on that desk would likely also be unthinkable: laying claim to an English Rose - one of the most beautiful and desirable women in all of Oxford.

Don looked at the photo album Charlie had open on his lap. And?" Amita prompted. I see." Charlie shook his head. "I didn't need them. I had you." Charlie?" Susan echoed. Yes, please," Charlie answered the servant. "We're ready." There was a long silence before Charlie spoke again.

Megan let out a strained breath. Hey." Kim!" No, what?" Oh, and Kenneth's a medical doctor," Charlie added. "Internal medicine." There was a brief silence over the table which Charlie broke. Wow..." Charlie sat back in his seat. "Congratulations." Charlie..."

Title: One Step at a Time Series/Universe: Learning to Crawl Pairing/Characters: Colby, OC Rating: PG13 Word Count: 300 Spoilers: Judgment Call Summary: Fresh out of his casts Colby gets overzealous in physical therapy Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

Charlie - there. That's one good reason," Don retorted. Charlie turned his gaze to Susan. "It certainly is." Susan realized what he'd done and flushed. "Charlie..." Charlie pressed a kiss into her palm. "Then give me a chance to try to convince you."

Your husband," Charlie huffed, "is a tyrant." Charlie chortled, amused. "No comment." Charlie..." Karen spoke slowly. "Look at your hands." A decision I don't regret," Charlie interrupted. Charlie wrinkled up his nose. "No, that would be weird." Okay," Charlie agreed quickly.

Title: Learning to Crawl Series/Universe: Learning to Crawl Pairing/Characters: Colby, David, OC Rating: PG13 Word Count: 300 Spoilers: Pilot, Judgment Call, Trust Metric Summary: Colby wakes from a dream into a nightmare Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ Colby... Colby..."

Amita looked impressed. "Nice. Thank you." Amita!" Amita blinked a few times, stunned. Wow... Just..." Charlie stared at the painting as Don stood by watching him look. "Wow." Charlie, I... Thank you so much." Words failed him so Don just pulled Charlie into a tight hug.

What is it?" Megan asked. Charlie?" And?" At least she's safe here," David offered. If it works?" David said. "I'll never make fun of math again." Colby put his glass aside with a crooked grin. Charlie!" Charlie gave her an annoyed glance, confused.

Delivery from Eppes Enterprises, Ma'am." Okay." Eppes Enterprises. How may I direct your call?" This is Megan." Come in." I do fine," Amita said curtly. I'll take vacation," Amita said icily. Hey, Kit!" Just say 'thanks Megan, I think I will.'"

It is," Don said. "Charlie insisted. Him and his math..." David!" Hey, she's a great lady," David protested. Charlie!" Suzanne gestured him in. "What can I do for you?" Go." How long before you and Charlie can leave the country?" Megan asked gently. How long?" Megan repeated.

Agreed." Charlie clapped Colby on the shoulder as he passed on his way out. "Thanks." Once the door closed, Charlie went over and tapped on Kit's bedroom door. "Kit? It's Charlie. Can I come in?" Looks like David was here." And?" Charlie prompted. Megan?"

Written for numb3rs100 Challenge #220 – Sand Title: On the Sand Pairing/Characters: Billy/Charlie Rating: PG13 Word Count: 100 Spoilers: Man Hunt Summary: Billy and Charlie finally truly alone on a private beach Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

Title: In the Sea Pairing/Characters: Billy/Colby Rating: PG13 Word Count: 100 Spoilers: Man Hunt, Judgment Call Summary: Billy and Colby in the sea at a deserted beach in the tropics Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

Meanwhile, as Don groomed second in command Megan to replace him when he retired, Millie found a young math geek that Charlie could groom as his successor: Oswald Kittner aka Kit. Charlie, a player who wantonly enjoyed bedding both men and women including staff, took the young Kit under hi...

She walked as if on autopilot, dimly aware of Charlie turning off the porch light and heading for the kitchen behind her, his footfall diminishing as he got farther away in the mansion's depths. Kim?" I..." She gestured nervously. "Charlie said to just come up." I swear."

Charlie sighed, steeling himself to make a fresh argument. Nuts?" Don tucked the pipe into his belt, glaring at David and Colby. Eppes." It's David. Where are you?" FBI! Freeze!" That was all David saw before he disappeared. Will do," Charlie assured him. "Thanks for all your help."

Pairing/Characters: Don/Charlie Rating: NC17 Spoilers: None Summary: They swore they weren't going to do this again Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ It's them against the outside world and Charlie knows, deep down, they both need that strength.

What's up?" Charlie just stared at Don, a wordless plea in his eyes, still as a statue save the hand twisting his wedding ring. Charlie was just leaving." Don put his hand on the door in preparation to close it. Don..." Charlie put his hand on the door to halt it. "Please."

Title: When the Honeymoon's Over Series/Universe: Otherwise Engaged Pairing/Characters: Charlie/Amita, Don, Alan Rating: PG13 Word Count: 200 Spoilers: Seasons 1-5 Summary: Charlie and Amita fight as the wedding date approaches Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

Title: I Do Pairing/Characters: Alan/Margaret Rating: PG13 Word Count: 200 Spoilers: UP Summary: Alan and Margaret at the beginning and end of their married life Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ She's never been so nervous. Alan loves her. This, she's sure of.

It just feels weird," Charlie complained. "It feels wrong. I don't like it." He turned to go only to have Charlie grip his arm tight, pulling him close as he lowered his voice. You're just doing this to spite me, to get back at me for proposing to Amita." Sorry, Charlie. Not everything's about you."

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, I have a history of writing stories I find compelling even if they're in no way popular. I don't cater to the masses who want loads of Charlie/Colby schmoop and I know my readership suffers for it, but I'd rather write challenging fic than be fawned over for...

Title: A Quiet Ceremony Series/Universe: Otherwise Engaged Pairing/Characters: Don/Robin, Charlie/Amita Rating: PG13 Word Count: 200 Spoilers: Seasons 1-5 Summary: Charlie's decision has been made so Don makes one of his own Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ Huh?"

The man ducked his head down. "It's Colby." So, apparently, was Colby. Unfortunately, Colby caught on to him. The millisecond he saw Colby react he flipped them again, almost getting Colby pinned this time. That would be me," Colby said, raising his hand wearily.

Really!" the woman huffed, walking away, shaking her head in disgust as Charlie just snickered. No, I mean..." Charlie floundered. Don!" Charlie just blinked at him as if surprised to see him standing there. It took Charlie a second to realize he was holding his breath.

For a few seconds it's all about Charlie. Charlie chanting his name, hypnotic in his ear... Don comes to his senses slower than Charlie, but when Charlie finally speaks it cuts through the post-orgasmic haze. I proposed to Amita last night."

For the first time since that night with Ian, Colby wanted to get drunk. Colby stiffened slightly even as David waved for Nikki to join them and Liz in the break room. Next Saturday night," David told her. "Colby's birthday party. My place." We should invite him to the party," David suggested.

Oh, Charlie would last far longer," Don retorted, chuckling. "My money's on Larry to wake up in three." You don't have to..." Alan tried to say before Larry continued on. Thanks, Larry." Don cocked his head at him as Charlie gave a little wave.

Pairing/Characters: Charlie/Colby Rating: R Word Count: 100 Spoilers: None Summary: Even when Charlie's winning at chess Colby always has a strategy Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ Charlie might imagine that he won this round, but this is Colby's idea of a checkmate.

Pairing/Characters: Charlie, Don, Alan, Larry, Megan, Amita, Stan, OCs Rating: PG Summary: The Eppes men discover there was more to Margaret's music than they knew Dad?" Charlie finally choked out. So why now?" Charlie added. Yeah, Charlie." The pianist!" Charlie explained.

A beautiful mind would do math no more, now just a mere statistic. Megan laid a consoling hand on his back as he bit his lip, grief tightening his chest, stealing his breath. Yeah..." Don's voice cracked, broke. "It's Amita." Oh god... Charlie..."

By Emma DeMarais I confess I considered spoiling that Colby was at the FBI Academy in the summary, but Mel and I agreed that it was more fun to let readers figure it out as they went. Consider that my own personal boo to you all this Halloween. Hehehe ...

By Emma DeMarais Pairing/Characters: Colby Rating: PG13 Word Count: 100 Spoilers: The Mole, Janus List, Trust Metric Summary: Colby acts as pallbearer at his former friend's funeral Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ Smoke choked his lungs, ...

By Emma DeMarais n3_challenge Don Eppes Birthday Challenge Crossposted to [info] numb3rs_fic Title: Different Paths Pairing/Characters: Don, Charlie, Alan Rating: PG13 Spoilers: Season 1 Summary: Don reaches his peak in his third season with the Dodgers ...

Charlie had bad ideas often and that one was colossally bad. When Don dragged Charlie back to his apartment he knew he should have listened to his instincts and not let his brother get drunk. Why aren't you hung over?" Charlie groused. You couldn't tell me that last night?" Charlie complained.

So the Two Brothers Series is a journey of discovery, or rediscovery if you will, where Don and Charlie rekindle their relationship as brothers and grow to know and understand each other as adults after living apart since Charlie was 13.

Title: Happy as a Lark Series/Universe: Wildcard Pairing/Characters: Larry/Megan Rating: G Word Count: 100 Spoilers: Longshot Summary: Megan remembers a photograph of herself as a kid in a Studebaker Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ