Natalie Portman

Opinion: Devenda Banhart on tampons and Natalie Portman

source: Oh No They Didn't!

Did you and she bond over your connections to the Star Wars universe? I love Star Wars. But I don't entirely honor her films. I try to forget that the prequels exist, I really do. So we just avoided the subject for the sake of my mental state. Those prequels are all bad dreams.

Published Wed, Nov 4

Potent Quotables: Banhart Boos Ex's Films

source: Spinner

Devendra Banhart The folk singer insists he and former girlfriend Natalie Portman "avoided the subject" of her involvement in the new 'Star Wars' films, ...

Published Tue, Nov 3

Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 10

source: gawker.com

The quickfire will involve making dinners based on randomly assigned TV shows. Quaker Oats is no longer a Top Chef sponsor, so I guess Mister Ed won't be one of them.When the chefs learn that they have to cook for Star Wars starlet Natalie Portman — who is a vegan — several of them look pretty pis...

Published Wed, Oct 28

Bring me my parsnips and confited eggplant

source: blogs.ajc.com

Padmé Amidala, as you may recall, is the queen/senator/cradle robber Natalie Portman portrayed in three “Star Wars” movies and, as Eli informs us, ...

Published Wed, Oct 28

God of Thunder, Part III

source: authorbobfreeman (WordPress)

Queen Padme to be Jane Foster? Such is the case as Marvel Studios announced today that Natalie Portman will star opposite Chris Hemsworth in Kenneth Branagh’s adaptation of Thor. The Academy-award nominated actress will play the nurse, Jane Foster, who becomes Thor’s first love. Filmin...

Published Mon, Jul 13

Brothers features Dork Love Triangle and no black people

source: generaldisdain (WordPress)

Two dorks battling over Natalie Portman?  Are we sure this isn’t a new Star Wars movie?  Doesn’t it seem like this happens in a lot of Natalie Portman films?  I’m not buying it. Brothers, slated for release in December, features Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Natalie Portm

Published Fri, Jul 10

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Randomised

source: drnorth (WordPress)

Star Wars RandomisedStar Wars: The Empire Strikes Back RandomisedStar Wars: Return of the Jedi RandomisedStar Wars: The Phantom Menace RandomisedStar Wars: Attack of the Clones Randomised Finally, we come to the end of an extensive Star Wars fest. I feel like I’ve settled into the Rand...

Published Sun, Jul 5

Trainwrecks, Surfing and a little TLC..gotta love it! Tinseltown!

source: fashioninmotion (WordPress)

Dear Natalie Portman, Oh, no- not you Natalie! Why? You were a breath of fresh air in Hollywood — we’ll even forgive you for those Star Wars years with that wooden actor Hayden whatshisname you were forced to share the screen with. You were brilliant in Luc Besson’s movie The Professional,...

Published Thu, May 14