Nicolas Cage

By McCluskey and Miller Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas [8 PM, ABC] - Yeah, yeah, an easy choice, but it's that time of year and this story can teach all of us a lesson: Robbing a town full of nice people, though easy, never pans out. 1994's Trapped in Paradise also taught us this lesson, but with the conceit th...

By Seth · Jay Baruchel, NDG's greatest contribution to cinematic dick humor, is indeed in talks to play the title role in a live-action, NYC-set version of The Sorcerer's Apprentice for Disney. It also stars Nicolas Cage as the sorcerer who leaves for a few hours while his underling plays around w...

By Seth As many times as we heard it from that filthy, bearded man standing outside the Farmers Market with a big sign (Alan Rosenberg—is that you?), we never really believed the Pop Culture Apocalypse would soon be upon us. Well—we guess we were wrong! Try not to panic as its four horsemen—Nicolas...

By Seth 1. Nicolas Cage We can think of no other actor more capable of tapping into both Miyagi's quiet dignity and flying-insect-assassinating ferocity than Cage—to say nothing of his intimate familiarity with Far East mysticism, having served for years as a pachinko pitchman on Japanese TV:

By McCluskey and Miller City of Angels [8 PM, Bravo] - Nicolas Cage plays an angel who stares a lot at a surgeon (Meg Ryan) who enjoys taking dramatically sensual baths while dragging a cold bottle of beer against her body. It's not the movie that's the problem, really. It's just that when it's broken up by commercial...

By Seth We now return to the Everybody's Suing Everybody Day festivities with the ongoing feud between Kathleen Turner and Nic Cage, the former having accused the latter in her upcoming autobiography of having several DUI and dog-snatching marks on his personal record. An irate Cage quickly is...

By Mark After learning that National Treasure had topped the domestic box office for a third consecutive weekend, we found ourselves wondering how Nicolas Cage has convinced moviegoers to put aside their apprehensions about the film's intellectually challenging material (we know how we se...

By Seth Frankly, we don't know what took infallible superproducer Jerry Bruckheimer and supermuse Nicolas Cage this long to bring us another Treasure chapter: With Secrets conquering this weekend's box office (and bringing in $10 mil more than the original), the American-history-corrupt...