Orlando Bloom

By Anners, Lover of Chandler Whorelando Bloom just needs to phuck off at this point::  Ben Barnes is a much hotter British Boy.  Whorelando Bloom just needs to phuck off at this point::  Ben Barnes is a much hotter British Boy. 

By Anners, Lover of Chandler Jowls and Scowls. … and no, it wasn’t me.  People whose job it is to fight crime aka the Jowls and Scowls. … and no, it wasn’t me.  People whose job it is to fight crime aka the

By Anners Scribonia The following episode took place at a restaurant in Los Angeles over the weekend.   Orlando Bloom, The following episode took place at a restaurant in Los Angeles over the weekend.   Orlando Bloom,

By Anners Scribonia “Orlando Bloom! He used to be sooo hot. I would have tapped that three years ago, not so much these days because he’s been looking fuglia.” “Gawtchuh.” “While he is still sleeping, pour a small amount of Bottle B directly onto that stupid sun tattoo of his.” “Whut?” “Money.” “Yess?” Chapter 2 

By Anners Scribonia He, on the other hand, is in a serious phucking crisis and it's ravaging his looks.  Bytch is sad.  Don't you people realize this?  That Orlando Bloom is sad and coming apart at the phucking seams?   Look at his eyes.  They are puddles of sorrow.  He's phucking a wild animal and he's tempti...

By Anners Slags who actually are the worst dressed (in my opinon):   Beyonce (looks cheap), Tara Reid (because she tries), Nicky HIlton (she wears the wrong shapes), Katharine Heigl (she dresses like she's 59 and besides, she's annoying), Orlando Bloom (I just wanted to say his name), Helena Ch...

By Anners I am a full-time pervert!   I went to the Orlando Bloom messboard to filch a pic and I was there for like 15 minutes!  That's all sorts of sick!  But it was super duper fun.   First off, I just need to say that Whorelando Bloom is a really hot bytch.   He is.   Look how cute he is!  My friends think he...

By jane121 Keira Knightley looks like her puppy just died. Orlando Bloom gets photographed looking awkward (WTF?) - I thought Anners might like this one for her scrapbook (kidding). Not much is new in gossip land tonight so I decided to do a little roundup of it all rather

By Anners Orlando Bloom still has the cutest little fans east and west of International Date Line.   His messboards iz sooooooo tame.  There is a thread called:  "What song would you sing to Orlando?"  No context was given, but I don't imagine that matters very much.  I decided to be a sport and answe...