Pamela Anderson

By Foster Kamer Stephanie Pratt, sister to creepy blondebeard Spencer, got DUI'd. Roman Polanski got out of jail! Kinda. Mickey Rourke, mobster groupie? Penn Badgley should huff paint. Pam Anderson's big train and Tommy Lee's big wang. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup!

By Andrew Belonsky Child labor activists are aiming for Pam Anderson. Rush Limbaugh, shockingly, loves racist clubs. Jon Gosselin no doubt hates giving up $180,000. And Ashton Kutcher was mean to January Jones. Good morning! It's your Wednesday morning gossip roundup...

By Andrew Belonsky Pamela Anderson bought a new house last year and wanted to give it some necessary renovations, like gold tiles. Sadly, she doesn't even have enough money to make the house inhabitable and has been forced to live in a one-bedroom trailer with her two sons. [Metro]

By Hamilton Nolan I wonder what would happen if PETA made a commercial with Pamela Anderson looking sexxxy and other sexxxy nude people and one lady in fur who was not sexxxy cause only animal lovers are sexxxy? We may never know. [Adrants]

By The Cajun Boy Oh dear. Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson appear to be making another run at it, which is probably good for humanity as it'll restrict the various strains of social disease carried within their loins from mutating into the general population. But still, enough already. [Sun]

By Ryan Tate Samantha Ronson upgraded her Lindsay Lohan relationship to "It's Complicated" on Facebook after blanking her relationship status during the couple's breakup. The two have also resumed talking on the phone again, instead of just texting. At this rate they should be romantically scream...

By Hamilton Nolan Usually the whole "I'd rather go naked" thing features some sexy celebrity. When it just shows the employees of a strip club you paid to rent for a couple hours then WHAT IS THE POINT, PETA? Riddle me that. Because guess what buddy, it's hard for any half-bright carnivore to sustain the illusi...