Paris Hilton

By Seth But it wasn't the first time the heartthrob and the heiress had been out together. Life & Style has learned exclusively that the night before, George, 47, and Paris, 27, had a far more intimate meeting at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

By STV · Paris, Not France premiered Tuesday night, with its subject in attendance as promised and with a letter from its beleaguered sales agent reportedly making the rounds beforehand: · Speaking of Oscars, The Hollywood Reporter notes that this year's fest is relatively light on awards-s...

By STV The Toronto International Film Festival didn't wait until today's kick-off to find its first controversy: Rumors hit last weekend that Paris Hilton's camp is hustling behind the scenes to derail the world premiere of the all-access documentary Paris, Not France. Early word was that th...

By Kyle Buchanan Some things are simply too fragile for this world, and so it goes with our newfound toleration for Paris Hilton. After building up unexpected goodwill with her on-point McCain rebuttal, Hilton has immediately moved to quash the memory of those kudos with a mercenary cash grab: she's rush...

By Kyle Buchanan First we were forced to give reluctant props to reality wannabe Khloe Kardashian, and now this: Paris Hilton has starred in a new video rebutting John McCain's "Celeb" ad, and it's...sigh, not that bad. Sure, we can give the lion's share of credit to writer Adam McKay (though he didn't help Ste...

By Molly Friedman With news that Parils Hilton is just dying to plan a "double wedding" with Nicole Richie and baby daddy Joel Madden, we've decided that the heiress has a hard time determining what exactly makes for marriage material. Hilton and Madden's brother Benji haven't even announced any engageme...

By Molly Friedman Though we can't get any sense of whether or not Nic can dance, she has been known to boogie on a banquette or two to the crowd's approval. But after listening to the song, we're rooting for Nicole's chances on landing the part. And noticing how vastly better Nicole's personal and professional...

By Molly Friedman Jessica famously turned down that porn star role due to Papa Joe's no-nudity clause and, so far, Paris hasn't been willing to show her goods in anything other than amateur productions. Looks like stripping might be out of the question for the moment. Which leads us to the tried and true Charl...

By Molly Friedman Brace yourselves, it sounds like Paris Hilton has decided to take this whole acting thing sorta seriously. And to prove it, she's publicly lauding her newly anointed acting coach, Ivana Chubbuck, for clueing her into a bold new approach to the entire Process of Acting. Paris recently expl...

By Seth · David Letterman's classic post-jail Paris Hilton interview. · Tell Me You Love Me introduces America to prop nuts and fake jizz. · Danny Bonaduce piledrives Jonny Fairplay. · Pamela Anderson weds the Paris Hilton sex-tape guy in Vegas.

By Seth To be perfectly honest, we're as baffled as Paris Hilton is as to where all those silly internet items about her interest in outlandish things like cryogenics and drunken elephants originate. In other, completely unrelated news, the Simple Life star was recently spotted tending to one o...

By Seth We're not entirely sure when the AP started running ridiculous-sounding quotes taken from Celebrity Hearsay Wire Service WENN, but we'll just have to assume all the fact-checking legwork has been done on this particular tale of celebutard altruism in the widely ignored realm of anima...

By Mark · Don't judge Paris Hilton: there are just as many people to help in a Tokyo beauty pageant as there are in, like, Rawandania or wherever. · If you've been looking for a writers strike primer that's as easy to follow as an iPhone commercial, here you go.

By Seth Splitting hairs over whether the journey is driven by Paris's genuine concern for those "hungry Darfricans," or a desire to add another reality TV credit to her ever-lengthening IMDB resume, is entirely besides the point. What's important here is that Hilton is undertaking the mission...

By Mark · After what he did to Paris Hilton the other night, we were expecting David Letterman to lead off his Alec Baldwin interview with, "So, you had a little trouble with some voicemail or something a few months ago, eh?" Instead, we got a story about a boat. But we suppose the Hilton segment earne...

By Mark Always on the cutting edge of comedy, Eva Longoria parodies the Paris Hilton sex tape of 2004. [Funny or Die]

By Mark While you were out filling your body with the kind of mood-altering chemicals that could lead to a tragic drivers license suspension of your own on Friday night, David Letterman was luring recently rehabilitated probation-violator Paris Hilton into a Late Show ambush, promising Hilt...

By Mark · Paris Hilton goes to the WOW Report's gym, where her workout is monitored by both bloggers and sneaky paps: "Then, across the way, I notice a guy sitting down on the Pectoralis Major machine dressed in jeans and black shoes. He pretends to pump some iron. This is suspicious as everyone knows...

Despite promises from Sheriff Lee "Make Sure You Get My Good Side, Would You?" Baca that probation violator Paris Hilton would receive the same treatment as any other world-famous hotel heiress sequestered from the general prison population and granted the occasional home-imprison...

Hilton, certainly no stranger to the invasive feeling of having the world glimpse one's fleshy insides, has yet to weigh in on this latest controversy. Similarly, her dutiful flack Elliot Mintz had "no comment" for a KCAL reporter--leading us to wonder if Paris is secretly pleased at hav...

By Seth UPDATE:Joe Francis's lawyers have taken issue with the imprecision of the language in our description of the story above. We've corrected to indicate the crimes that Riley admitted to were "actual" rather than "alleged" (our bad), and we didn't mean to insinuate that any actual sodomy t...

By Mark In a development so meta that it threatens to tear the very fabric of the celebutante-blogging continuum and suck all of Los Angeles into the darkest recesses of Tara Reid's reproductive system, several readers have pointed out that a Defamer post had appeared in Paris Hilton's hacked S...

By Mark In the interest of stanching the flow of calls, e-mails, and Forget-Me-Not™ flower-grams expressing concern that we might have foolishly opened an attachment from an unsolicited e-mail purporting to be from the FBI and unleashing a virus throughout the computers at Defamer HQ, we ass...

By Mark Hilton briefly contemplated her lot as Jehovah's plaything before taking another mojito from a half-succubus cabana boy, sighing helplessly as she slowly imbibed the Lord's minty bile. Paris is burning in cell hell [NY Daily News] Paris Hilton Hacked! [Defamer]

By Mark Those weird noises were probably her phone's plea for a merciful death (think Hilary Swank in Million Dollar Baby) after receiving a thousand prank phone calls in less than a day. Just put it down like a three-legged dog, Nicole. Paris Hilton Hacked! Coverage [Defamer]

By Mark 3) The inevitable, up-to-the-minute t-shirt has arrived, which Hilton herself will no doubt semi-ironically wear on the cover of a a magazine in the near future. Related: The Collected Works Of Paris Hilton’s Hacked Sidekick [Gawker] Paris Hilton: Hacked [Defamer]