Paris Hilton

I can think of other things I’d rather do than spend my days cradled in Madonna’s bony arms and held inches away from her shriveled breasts which now produce milk in the form of powder. Diving head first into a meat grinder would be one of them. Another would be having a threesome with Lindsay Lo...

McCain voters saw testosterone drop on election day. [Asylum]Katie Price and her man are equally slutty. [Hollywood Rag]Christina Ricci is leggy in LA. [UseMyComputer]Paris Hilton and her boyfriend as slutty Dorothy. [Yeeeah]Alyson Hannigan being cute for Halloween. [LitelySalted]B...

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Not only did Paris Hilton buy a pet pig, but she also hung out with a monkey. Her animal slaughter bingo card is almost complete. [WIMB] I think Bodique is a model or something. The pictures of her modeling lingerie sort of give it away. [UseMyComputer]