Paula Abdul

By Michael K Paula Abdul showed those idiotic American Idol producers just exactly what they're missing out at last night's DIVA Live concert. You can't put a price on this kind of potent crazy. Paula, who hosted the show, poked at Ellen Degeneres' prune box by dressing up as her and imitating her "pengu...

By Michael K The demonic warlords at American Idol can not stop the little pill popper who can! Paula always rises HIGH HIGH HIGH above (after nose dancing with a little Nitrous). We can resume playing the "Do a shot every time Paula does the Vicodin stutter" drinking game, because Paula Abdul will host...

By Michael K This is not the end of Paula on American Idol! I can't wait to see the look on those whore's faces when Paula comes skipping into auditions disguised as a 14-year-old girl named "Skaterina Kat" wearing her outfit from Junior High School: THE MOVIE. We're goooona have a paaaartaaaaaaay!

By Michael K The callback auditions for American Idol start on August 6th and Paula Abdul might be missing from the judges table! This time, the reason for Paula's absence will not be because she's passed out face-first in the toilet in the ladies room No. Paula might not be there, because the hos in char...

By Michael K Janice also says she used to be a security guard on American Idol. Yeah, the crazy ho probably got fired when she was caught licking a toilet Paula just used. Well, you know it's true. Don't hate for me that image, hate Janice Crazydoughs!!

By Michael K A few days ago, an interview Paula gave to Ladies Home Journal started making the rounds, because she told them that she was addicted to painkillers for a few years and even had to go into rehab for it. They quoted Paula and now she's saying they made everything up! Paula issued this statement...

By Michael K In an interview with Ladies Home Journal (via UsWeekly), Paula said it all started years ago when she regularly stuck her ass with lidocaine shots. In 2005, she was diagnosed "reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome" and the pain was so bad that she had to wear a patch that was 80 times more po...

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By Michael K Paula Abdul has released a clip of her new single called "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow." It's the song she will perform during the Super Bowl. If you didn't tell me it was new, I would've figured it was one of her old tracks. The 90s is coming back to me.

By Michael K The Super Bowl may finally bring real talent to their halftime show. TV Guide's Michael Ausiello reports that the incomparable Paula Abdul is in talks with Fox to perform during the Super Bowl. Paula may perform her new song with fellow American Idol judge Randy Jackson. They are in rehearsa...

By Michael K NOOOO! Paula Abdul told USA Today that she will not do another season of her amazing reality show "Hey Paula!" She was asked to do another season, but she turned it down.

By Michael K I'm happy that Paula Abdul finally found someone either sane enough or dumb enough to deal with her crazy. Paula is currently dating the owner of Les Deaux, J.T. Torregiani. He looks like one of those dudes that has never really gotten over the fact that he's no longer a frat boy.   At last night's E...