Pete Doherty

By Michael K After Dreamboat Doherty was arrested for the eleventieth time (I'm being modest), a judge totally grounded him and put his ass on curfew. When 7pm rolls around every night, Dreamy has to pick himself up off the pub floor and go to his room! However......there are exceptions.

By Michael K Dreamboat Pete Doherty is currently sitting in the chokey, probably freaking out from the heroin shakes. He's also all alone and in dire need of a few friends. The Sun reports that his friends want nothing to do with him. This is the saddest story I have ever read.

By Michael K American computer game tycoon, Greg Thomas, paid Dreamboat Pete Doherty $30,000 to perform for him in private. Get this shit. Greg and his wife flew from California to England, so that Pete could serenade them in Pete's own living room. Greg was told the concert would start at 9pm, but when he...

By Michael K This is a truly touching and beautiful story. Pete Doherty has been known to feed crack to his cats, but it seems like he's turned a new leaf. Pete found a one-legged hedgehog on the side of the road. He has fallen in love with it and named it Mrs Tiggy-Winkle. Pete took Mrs. T to the vet and also set up a...

By Michael K Dreamboat has a new love. The Daily Mail reports that 28-year-old Pete Doherty has been dating 19-year-old model Portia Freeman. 19? She doesn't look a day over 30. Portia has been called the next Kate Moss. So she's going to become a meth-faced, cokehead party girl? That's something to look f...

By Michael K After Amy Wino's hideous performance at the MTV Europe Awards last night, she was booed when she accepted an award for Artists' Choice. Pete Doherty immediately came to her defense.   He was asked what advice he would give Wino,  "I wouldn't give her any. She's fine. It's all bollocks. People sh...

By Michael K Here comes Dreamboat! The Sun reports that Pete Doherty has dumped his girlfriend, Irina Lazareanu, after a huge fight on Monday night. The two were reportedly engaged, but Dreamboat has had enough of Irina always being on his jock.   Pete has been telling friends that he wants Kate Moss bac...

By Michael K A sort-of sober Pete Doherty and his girlfriend Irina Lazareanu traded in their crack pipes for cotton candy this past weekend.    This newly "sober" Dreamboat still looks like he crawled out from inside a roach motel, so I'm okay with it. A fat and clean Dreamboat is taking some getting used...

By Michael K Pete Doherty spoke with BBC 6Music today and said he wasn't "sure about complete abstinence" from drugs. He spoke out about his recent time in the tank and how he's dealing with kicking off drugs.   He said, "I'm healthy, physically, a bit wobbly. I'm not sure about complete abstinence [from d...

By Michael K According to The News of the World Dreamboat Doherty tried to off himself while in rehab by downing a whole bottle of pills after finding out about Kate Moss' relationship with Jamie Hince. Sources say Dreamboat failed at doing suicides to himself after he got sick and puked it all up.    A sou...