By King Kaufman But that's not all. This World Series has been an "artistic dud," according to the Denver Post obituary. The Philadelphia Phillies have taken a three games to one lead over the Tampa Bay Rays, and we all know that no team ever rallies from that. At least not in the World Series. And anyway, how gre...

By Dashiell Bennett • MLB: World Series, Game 1: Philadelphia Phillies at Tampa Bay Rays (8:00 p.m., ET) Do you think now is a good time to approach the boss about a raise? [Fox] • Movie: "Old School" (8:00 p.m., ET) Good talk. I'll see you out there. [TNT]

By Leitch Today: The Pittsburgh Pirates. Your author is Don Spagnolo. —-—-—-—-—-—- Jose Castillo, 2B, Pittsburgh Pirates 52. The Pirates... where careers come to die. 7. Francisco Cabrera and Sid Bream, Atlanta Braves 1992 NLCS heroes. I hate you both.