Sienna Miller

By Michael K Helena Christensen looks like Glamberace's rainbow hole just sneezed on her - Hollywood Rag YES! Sienna Miller is free to prowl the street for promised peen again - Celebitchy Mimi can't wink - SOW Mo'Nique actually showed up to the Precious premiere - Socialite Life

By Michael K The wives of NYC got to breathe a sigh of relief for a few hours last night while Sienna Miller was busy doing acting stuff . Sienna gave her snatchin' snatch the night off from stealing wedding bands to make her Broadway debut in After Miss Julie. The reviews are out and not everyone is jizzing w...

By Michael K Sienna Miller bones on the rag - Just Jared The Helen of Troy of this generation making people weep on the streets of L.A. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather CHERYL BURKE casts a black magic voodoo spell on Kelly "Heat Miser" Osbourne - Socialite Life

By Michael K Okay, before you start farting about how Blohan is licking up Sienna Miller's sloppy seconds, think about it for a minute. Sienna Miller is a cock connoisseur, so Blohan figured Balthazar must give good dick. And for her big return to the peen, Blohan wanted to make sure she got on a dick that w...

By Michael K Sienna Miller is starring on Broadway right now with Jonny Lee Miller (that's the Ex. Mr. Saint Angie to all of us) and the two went for a stroll yesterday with his son Buster and her dog. I should mention that Jonny Lee is MARRIED! Jonny's wife Michele must be secure in her shit, because most wive...

By Michael K Sienna Miller is missing out on all that sexiness - Holy Moly! Catching up with an old friend: Xtina's red ass lips - ICYDK Lezzie motivational posters - Cityrag Add a cigar and this is probably Monica Lewinsky's recurring wet dream - Socialite Life

By Michael K News you can snooze to: Jennifer Aniston still believes in love - Hollywood Rag Jessica Simpson is the new Jennifer Aniston - ICYDK Well, Sienna Miller has already been through all of the dicks in London, so it makes sense that she wants to move to NYC - Socialite Life

By Michael K This might be some kind of record! Homewrecking hero Sienna Miller has been dating DJ Slinky Wizard (that name gives me the farts, still) for over a month! Yes, Sienna's bull dozer vagina has been dormant for that long, because DJ Slinky Wizard isn't married! You know the housing market is...

By Michael K Here's the cryptkeeper of Vogue wearing something that Mrs. Roper queefed up at the premiere of The September Issue in NYC last night. That shit is a documentary about the making of Vogue's mighty September issue. Sienna Miller was there, because her vagina sensed large amounts of married d...

By Michael K Is that Sienna Miller or did one of the Olsens eat a cake to grow big? - Popsugar This gave me hot flashes - Cityrag Scary Spice doesn't need to be so overprotective of her man's goodies, because I'm pretty sure she's the only bitch who wants that piece - Socialite Life

By Michael K I guess those OMGNOWTFCANTBE rumors that homewrecker hero Sienna Miller was freaking on a dude who doesn't have a wife at home proved to be true. Sienna stuffed her wrecking crotch into a virginal white bikini to frolic on a yacht in Ibiza with her new piece, DJ Slinky Wizard. You know, the slu...

By Michael K Well, kick me in the ass bone, because Sienna Miller has found a new man that won't get his wedding ring stuck in her vag when he finger bangs her. JOY! The word on the street (aka The Mirror) is that the homewrecker icon has quit Balthazar Getty for the trillionth time and is now knocking it with...

By Michael K Sienna Miller sexing up a horse in GQ Magazine. I hope Mister Horsey ain't maaaaaaaaarried - Egotastic! Lauren Conrad doing her best Angie Jo impersonation - Popsugar Glamour Magazine effed up Jessica Simpson's face - Socialite Life Barbara Walters is really horny - Celebitchy

By Michael K Stephen has two children from another relationship. There's been a few rumors that Stephen dropped his old piece to pick up Anna. If that's the case, come on down, Anna! Sienna Miller would like to proudly welcome you into the Bull Dozer Vagina Club!

By Michael K After a super quick search, I've narrowed it down to 4 possibilities: Cameron Diaz (HA), KFed, this crazy bitch, and the pap he allegedly hit in the head (domestic drama). I didn't include Sienna Miller in this, because that ho is not going to let some baby friend get in the way of her slutting...

By Michael K Sienna Miller has some competition in the category of "British bull dozing vaginas" - Holy Moly! Brangelina go to McDonald's and order "The Aniston Break-Up Special" (4 chocolate milkshakes, 2 caramel sundaes and their entire stock of Oreo McFlurries) - Socialite Life

By Michael K LeAnn Rimes 7-year marriage to Dean Rainbow Sherbet is currently on pause following a zillion rumors that she Sienna Miller-ed Eddie Cibrian (who also split from his wife). During a show at the Deer Valley Music Festival in Utah on Saturday night, LeAnn briefly talked about her split from...

By Michael K Sienna Miller seems really happy that she sprung a leak - Just Jared Speaking of unflattering titty areas... - Hollywood Tuna NYC's very own Naked Cowboy is running for mayor - Towleroad Jennifer Aniston as Jennifer Aniston is missing from this list - Cityrag

By Michael K Sienna Miller wraps her bull dozer vagina in acid wash jeans - Hollywood Tuna Eva Mendes in the middle of Tommy Girl's fantasy - Popsugar With the way JLo's career is going, it won't be long before she becomes a Dolphin cheerleader - Lainey Gossip Polka dot Posh - Hollywood Rag

By Michael K Cock robber and icon to all mega sluts with zero morals (I bow down), Sienna Miller, said that she almost lost her saggies on the set of G.I. Joe. when a fire ball got a little to close to them. During a press conference for the movie in Sydney, Sienna said, "Luckily it wasn't my breasts, it was the bi...

By Michael K Remember Harry on Pepper (on the right during happier times)? They are the dude penguins who fell madly in love with each other at the San Francisco Zoo. For six years, they were just like any other happy normal gay couple. They spent their weekends looking at model homes for fun (Why did I used...

By Michael K Robin Williams' penis is on the loose again - Towleroad Paris Hilton wears a bikini in Dubai. Jail the skankwhoreslutbitch! - Egotastic! Jon Gosselin gave this sweet ass up - Just Jared Sienna Miller looking absolutely virginal and pure in white - Hollywood Tuna

By Michael K A lovely person who obviously thinks very highly of Sienna Miller decorated her London home last night. You know you've really made it in life when someone spray pants the word "SLUT" on your home. And not just any slut. A satanic slut! At least I think that's supposed to be the sign of Satan. It co...

By Michael K Rhys found text messages to Sienna from her ex, Matthew Rhys. Sienna dumped Matthew last year and started dating Rhys right away. She really likes those Rhys dudes. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is next. He doesn't know it yet. Sienna will have new dick by end of next week.

By Michael K Poor Sienna Miller. The slut always gets blamed. Rush & Molloy reports that Sienna Miller might have had something to do with Sean Penn's marriage to Robin Wright ending. One source claims that Sienna and Sean were always flirting. They talked about one night in NYC where they were all ove...

By Michael K Kate Moss is pissed off that Sienna Miller is trying to steal her swagger. Kate reportedly accused Sienna of stealing her look and friends. Sienna is currently sort-of fucking Rhys Ifans, one of Kate's closest friends. Kate isn't happy about it and let the bitch know at a wedding this past wee...

By Michael K Sleep Around Sienna Miller had to put on a few pounds for her new movie "Hippie Hippie Shake." Sienna has gotten a little diet advice from Jared Leto to help her lose the extra weight. Sienna is reportedly effing Rhys Ifans who is currently shooting a movie with Jared.   According to Jared, he lo...

By Michael K Just yesterday I posted on how Sienna Miller was possibly knocking the boots with her co-star Sean Bean and today there's another co-star rumor. She apparently is getting it on and has fallen in love with Matthew Rhys."The Edge of Love" Sienna shot with Matthew and Keira Knightley a few mont...