Simon Cowell

By ERINNA THE FATTY SUCCUBUS Title: I Only Call You A Pussy Because I Love You Pairing: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell Rating: PG-13. Warnings: Vaguely offensive to a whole bunch of people! Summary: A relationship built entirely around heckling each other shouldn't work, but it does.

By delilah_joy Here's a link to an article about the actual strip club visit.  Doesn't Ryan look genuine?  :-) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1192524/XXX-Factor-Simon-Cowell-leaves-Stringfellows-covered-lipstick-shows-US-host-Ryan-Seacrest-party.html

By rss@youtube.com (tennisgirlxoxo) None Author: tennisgirlxoxo Keywords: Simon Cowell Paula Abdul Ryan Seacrest Be Still My Memory Trailer Saula Fanfiction Series Added: April 4, 2009

By rss@youtube.com (tennisgirlxoxo) Author: tennisgirlxoxo Keywords: Simon Cowell Paula Abdul Saula Set Me Free fanfiction Terri Seymour JT triangle chapters Added: March 20, 2009

By Miaka(victims.of.fate@gmail.com) Title: Secret Giftee: unsungunseen Author: is wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy new year Pairing: David Cook/Simon Cowell Rating: R Disclaimer: Real people. Fake story. Summary: Simon’s got a secret. And David knows what it is.

By Clio, a vibrating mass of YES! Notes:dana_kujan IM'd me during Tuesday night's ALW show when she saw Carly's t-shirt and said I should write a story with this title. Ryan kissing Simon the next night gave me the idea. Thanks to ali_wildgoose and lillijulianne for giving it the once-over.