Tara Reid

By STV · Kathy Griffin prepared for her New Year's heckler meltdown as anyone might: By having a word with Defamer. · James Cialella — Benjamin Button shooter and American hero. · Under no circumstances did Promises admit Tara Reid as part of a "buy four rehab stints, get your fifth one free" progra...

By Kyle Buchanan You hear that, America? If Tara Reid is currently secluded in Promises Malibu, fielding American Pie pitches while attempting to figure out Cooking Mama on her suite's Nintendo DS, it's because she paid full freight, not because the facility scouted around for someone to impress the Mt....

By Kyle Buchanan The cushy Malibu compound has long been the most famous of Hollywood's high-priced rehabilitation centers, serving the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears when a detox facility is desired that won't get in the way of their clubbing. Now, though, Promises has opened its revolving d...

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By Seth · ""Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time,' Reid's rep tells ET." We have to admit, we're completely stunned by this news. Tara Reid still has representation?

By Mark As we noted last week, the holiday season is a happy time for actress-turned-party-host Tara Reid, who's willing to crisscross the globe, clad in Santa hat and matching furry Grey Goose bottle-holsters, to bring 80-proof cheer to Yuletide revelers on every continent. Sadly, Page Six ci...

By Seth It had multiple hosts over the years, but it's Carson Daly with whom it will forever be associated: A little-known Bay Area DJ dropped into the gig of a lifetime, he instantly became the fantasy dream boyfriend of billions of American teenage girls—and very nearly avoided early tragedy b...

By Molly Friedman The three pictures above were taken after Jen's septum fixer-upper last July. And to be frank, we don't see any signs of wrinkles, thin lips or (god forbid!) brows that aren't high and mighty enough. Girl looks good to us. Photo credits: Getty, FilmMagic] DOES JEN HAVE A NEW FACE? [OK!]

By Molly Friedman Other guests included: Simon Cowell, Sharon Stone, Diddy, Minnie Driver, Heidi Klum, JC Chasez, Chace Crawford, Len Wiseman, Al Roker, Billy Joel, Chris Noth, Chris O'Donnell, Christian Slater, Faye Dunaway, Tara Reid and Zoe Saldana. Photo Credit: Getty Images and Wire Image]

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By Seth January · Tara Reid's endless New Year's Eve countdown. · Vanessa Minnillo cusses her way into the new year. · From Justin to Cameron: You're dumped. · Welcome to the end of The O.C. era, bitch. · Indy 4 gets a greenlight, and crystal skulls are still things you associate with a head shop.

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By Mark · You can say all the mean things you like about Tara Reid, but you can never take away the dignity that comes with trying to cram a pair of mammoth, surgically enhanced breasts into a too-small bikini top. · Also: Looks like Reid lent Courtney Love her old stomach.

By Seth Local foodie blog Eater LA has been steadfastly tracking the progress of Ketchup, the newest addition to Dolce Group's ever-expanding empire of scenewhorey restaurants that promises to erase any preconception of the American diner as somewhere you don't go to do a bump in the bathroom...

By Mark No, without video, we suppose there's no way we can know for sure that the slurry, off-key karaoke warbling attributed to Tara Reid is actually hers (from a performance at Sundance this year, we're told), but we're willing to take it on faith that the stunning sounds we're hearing were emi...

By Mark We imagine that you're a little sick of the wall-to-wall Oscar nominations coverage right about now (if we had our way, they'd have an entire primetime ceremony, complete with red carpet and marathon coverage by multiple crews from celebrity-fellating basic cable channels for the nom...

By Mark · The highest-rated Globes in three years earns NBC a Monday night ratings win, a victory that Donald Trump will soon attribute to his frequent appearance on camera due to his Apprentice-promoting placement at The Greatest Golden Globes Table in the World. [Variety]

By Mark Wanting to give unemployed actress Tara Reid a break from taxing party-hosting jobs that involve mental gymnastics like counting backwards from sixty while simultaneously trying not to spill the precious contents of a martini glass brimming with top-shelf alcohol, her handlers set...

By Mark A couple of weeks ago, we unfairly criticized Tara Reid's involvement as host of a Chicago New Year's Eve party, suggesting that the gig somehow seemed beneath a celebrated performer whose name was once synonymous with "getting paid to get drunk in exotic locales." As you can see in the abo...

By Seth Upon closer inspection, we came to realize the red banner alerting us to "BREAKING NEWS" was in fact referencing a wildfire in Palm Springs, not any recent emergency efforts to undo the damage wrought by an unnatural disaster of dissimilar proportions, Tara Reid's self-described (and...

By Seth It's hardly surprising that Tara Reid sought the tender, inhibition-neutralizing embrace of alcohol following the botched everything-job that left her lopsided and with a new set of ridges. But in noting Radar's report of her recent, blitzed antics at a formal wedding in Santa Barbara...

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By Mark According to various, badly sourced online reports, onetime nightlife ubiquity and former globe-trotting serial inebriationist Tara Reid has finally decided that her oft-discussed, surgically overenhanced breasts were distracting from her acting talent, and recently underwe...

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By Mark You also say In approximate order of support: Nicole Richie, Mary-Kate Olsen, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, and Mischa Barton. Thanks to everyone for playing! Previously: The Blind Item Guessing Game: Pixie Mixie's Girl-on-Girl Adventures [Defamer]

By Mark It's one thing if Mom's tsk-tsking and withering stares make her daughter decide against using her navel as a receptacle for a flaming shot of tequila, but that "I'm just looking out for my little girl" act gets tired when it steps over the line into "freakblocking." Turning 30 is hard enoug...

By Mark On any other day but the very special occasion of Tara Reid's 30th birthday, "You've come a long way, baby!" might come across as a trite sentiment. But after all we've been through together over the past months, as we grew unhealthily involved in Reid's globetrotting Taradise adventures...

By Mark · Warning: Following this link to an animated image of Paris Hilton's mastery of one "look" may result in the involuntary loosening of your bowels and/or seizures. Click at your own risk. · Photographs of Tara Reid looking inebriated are the planet's only true inexhaustible resource.

By Seth With Taradise leaving this mortal coil, we are all left with a tequila-slammer-shaped hole in our hearts. May we humbly suggest to E! a spinoff? Colleeniverse could be everything Taradise wanted to be, but more. Hoarsier. Dimmer. Boob-jobbier. Think about it. That's all we're asking. Taradis...

By Mark Oh, Tara, Tara, we say that we believe in your efforts to shed your party girl image and you repay us like this? Posing with a martini in your hand while wearing what appears to be a sopping wet plastic grocery bag was bad enough, but floating in a pool full of Grey Goose was a real slap in the face....

By Mark Oh, Tara, we believe in you! We believe with ever fiber of our being that you will rise like a magnificent phoenix from the ashes of dubious fame, then immediately soar through an open window at Spider Club, alight on top of the bar, and drink all the finest top shelf liquor you can reach with y...

By Mark Even double-double tape might not be enough to prevent Reid's rack from killing again. May we suggest some combination of nipple clamps, a straight jacket, and airplane glue to avert the potential assassination of the Dalai Lama? Who knows what kind of lethal weaponry her nefarious plas...

By Mark It is with a heavy heart that we inform you that our beloved Taradise is no more. Our spies have told us that E! has cast out Tara Reid and her globetrotting, club-hopping crew from its movable Eden, calling them back stateside (with two episodes unshot, we hear), and plunging our television...

By Mark Why must the press persist in punishing Tara Reid for her happiness? Reid once again rails against her unfair portrayal as a vacuous VIP booth-monkey, this time to the UK's Metro (which we're told is handed out for free on the subway): You've said you feel unfairly represented by the press....

By Mark She's going to be a huge hit when the Taradise crew lands in Jerusalem for three days of wild clubbing, fine dining, and high-level peace talks. Taradise: Tarrarism [Gridskipper]Tara Reid: They’re Fake And They’re Unspectacular [Defamer]Wild On Tara’s Stomach [Defamer]

By Mark Bonus: CityRag has helpfully timelined Reid's chest, from washboard to mountain range, for your viewing pleasure. Tara Reid admits her breasts are fake [TeenToday]The boob is out of the bag [CityRag]NSFW: Tara Reid's Breast Forever Alters Lanscape Of Slippage [Defamer]

By Mark We recognize the incredible liability the Taradise producers would've incurred had they let Reid actually wobble among the bull-dodging throng, but couldn't they have put her in some kind of modified shark cage with a camera and a pitcher of sangria? Eh, maybe when her contract's close...

By Mark Egotastic has some pictures of Tara Reid in Croatia, where she was shooting Wild On Tara/Taradise*, though this picture** seems to suggest that she was having a black-market stomach constructed entirely of leftover Soviet tank parts installed. CityRag helpfully labels the topograph...

By Mark · Immediately stop what you're doing and get a good pre-happy hour buzz going with the incredible Tara Reid Drinking Game from the bored geniuses at Liquid Generation. We've already taken it for a test drive, and we must say, Reid is a formidble opponent.

By Mark · In telling USA Today about her new E! show, Wild On Tara, Tara Reid makes an unfortunate comparison: "You're going to see the people and the country and events and things we do. I feel like Willy Wonka, and I'm taking you into the chocolate factory. It's a classy show." Please, if you're going t...

By Mark You say: Many guessed Jennifer Aniston, but we have a quibble: Yes, Ted does mention "Dear Jennifer," but wouldn't including the subject's name in the item invalidate its "blind" status? Unless, of course, the word "Jennifer" means something completely different in Tedspeak. We're wi...

By Mark —"If he just came out and said 'Tara Reid gets drunk and hooks up with girls,' people would just shrug and continue with their day. But no, so much subterfuge, so much mystery, and for what?" You also say: The only other actress receiving multiple guesses was Drew Barrymore. Look upon the pate...