The Amazing Race

By CW However, I shall persevere. We lost our chance to see Jen and Nate lose on the very final leg of the race, as they were eliminated last week.  It was pointed out that there was a certain charm to seeing Jen get eliminated on her birthday, however.  Regardless, they are now dead, so we must move for...

By CW God, this leg of the race is boring the shit out of me.  Someone HIT SOMEONE!! It's gotta be a non-elimination leg, right? Jason tells Lorena, "Money doesn't make you wealthy, baby..."  Uh, Jason?  Yes, it does.  Because with money, you can BUY WEALTH!!  And love.

By CW Most of the rest of the teams are on to the Detour: Teach it or Learn it. I say it's a non-elimination.  Please God, let it be non-elimination.  TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE IN LAST, are the Latinas. Latinas are eliminated.  The race has officially gotten uglier.  Damn it.

By CW How much do I love Team Gay Jesus!?!?  Pat said, "We have no illusions that God even cares if win the Amazing Race".  Why is it always the gay clergy that has their head on straight? Durgerdam is the pit stop. I'm pretty that name is made up.

By CW To the Show!! Now, back to the race. I love Phil. GO! DELAYED FLIGHTS!  AMAZING RACE STANDARD!! HOLY SHIT!! The pit stop for this leg of the race is where I stayed when we were in Ireland!  IT'S LIKE I WON THE AMAZING RACE!!  Only not. Donkey will cost Nate the race.