The Bachelor

And on top of everything, my bra shows in this dress!" Welcome to The Bachelorette! So I'm not sure if any of you know this, but last season on Jason Mesnick's self-indulgent ego trip nicknamed "The Bachelor," there was a spunky little Canadian maple leaf named Jillian. Jillian had a theory...

By Honey Gangsta

By Honey Gangsta

By Honey Gangsta Quick! The women are telling all! So I tried, I really tried to come up with anything to say about The Bachelor: The Women Tell All, but seriously, there was nothing new. Stacey was back to explain how embarrassed... Quick! The women are telling all! So I tried, I really tried to come up with anyth...

By Honey Gangsta Look at all these pine trees!" Tonight on The Bachelor we head for Barbados to watch three lucky girls give it up in the hopes of being The Chosen One. Poor Matt. He is just so confused because he... "Look at all these pine trees!" Tonight on The Bachelor we head for Barbados to watch three lucky girl...

By Honey Gangsta I'm so near to fame I can smell it!" Tonight on The Bachelor Matt goes on his hometown dates! For the first time in Bachelor history, we meet a celebrity father. Okay, maybe not really a celebrity, but at... "I'm so near to fame I can smell it!" Tonight on The Bachelor Matt goes on his hometown dates...

By Honey Gangsta

By Honey Gangsta

By Jamie(jamburt@gmail.com) This blatant show-off routine causes Brad to worry that Perky Jenni might actually be serious about staying in Phoenix to dance for the basketball team. After all, she does this every single day. It seems that Jenni hasn't found out yet if she has made the dance team for the upcoming year, so i...

By Jamie(jamburt@gmail.com) At home the girls are doing - what else? - hanging by the pool and Hillary asks for all the girls who didn't want her to come back last night to raise their hands. DeAnna and McTan Lines raise their hands. Well Hillary, you asked. Hillary confessionals that DeAnna and McTan Lines are straight up w...

By Jamie(jamburt@gmail.com) In Malibu, Brad stands up in front of everyone, picks up the rose, and asks Sarah to take a walk with him. Uh oh, here comes the cattiness. Jenni and the Christian just don't get it, but down on the beach Sarah of course accepts the rose. Here we are at last at the Rose Ceremony. Chris explains how it w...

By Jamie(jamburt@gmail.com) The girls just learned that the Bachelor has a criminal history. Beloved readers! May I just say that I am thrilled and honored to once again be recapping The Bachelor? Seriously, few other shows lend themselves so perfectly to... The girls just learned that the Bachelor has a criminal histor...

Which "lucky" lady will go home wearing this? Tonight's grand finale episode is a marathon. No, not a marathon - a triathlon. It is SOOOO long. Thankfully a lot of it is recycled crap that we've already seen, so I won't be going over that stuff frame by frame - it was bad enough the first time. We sta...

It's been such a long wait since we bid goodbye to the Pet Beautician and his false love Jennifer (whom he had ditched for first-runner-up, Herpes Sadie, by the time the series aired) that I am overjoyed to welcome a new Bachelor and a new cheesy theme. Last time as we know the theme was Prince P...