The Girls Next Door

By Chooch Prime Shark Bait It's the show we've all been waiting for! The series premiere of Bridget's Sexiest Beaches airs tonight at 10pm on the TRAVEL Channel. Our beautiful Bridget Marquardt's (The Girls Next Door) dream has finally come true, She now has her own show & she's taking us "down u...

By Chooch The Girls Are Movin' On! Tonight, at 10pm on E!, it's the end of an era. The Girls Next Door are moving out of the Playboy Mansion & out of our lives. I, for one, will miss Holly, Kendra & Bridget. Those 18 yr old twins don't hold a candle to these girl's asses. (perfect asses. I might add) This...

By Anglophista The Girls Next Door: Playmates + Softball = A Bloody Mess? This week's episode of Girls Next Door doesn't feature the evil twins. Yaaaaay! Better yet, Kendra is organizing an event. And not just any event, a slutty softball game with ... she asks Hef, in what I can only guess is an attempt to convin...

By Chooch FOX: BCS Selection Show" at 8pm. College Football "Bowl" game match-ups are announced. The Simpsons" at 8:30pm. (new) Family Guy" at 9pm. (repeat) American Dad" at 9:30pm. (repeat) E!: The Girls Next Door" at 10pm. (new) Hef picks the 55th Anniversary Playmate.

By Chooch I'm seriously disturbed by the fact that "my shows" are finishing up their seasons & I have nothing to replace them! Mad Men, True Blood, & DWTS, gone, all gone. Dexter, Amazing Race & The Girls Next Door are... NBC: Chuck" at 8pm. (new) Heroes" at 9pm. (new)

By Chooch FOX has the 2-hour "24" season opener at 8pm. ABC is airing the "2008 American Music Awards" at 8pm. truTV: Carribean Cops" at 9pm. (new) Inside American Jail" at 10 & 10:30pm. (new) Maybe I'll see some of my relatives for the holidays.

This week on <strong>Girls Next Door </strong>we are blessed with part two of the two-part nationwide search for a 55th Anniversary Playmate, which brings even more skankified blondeness than part one. Not the least of which is the slightly (OK, totally) incestuous ident...

It's the week of Halloween so, naturally, our fav platinum whores on Girls Next Door are decorating the Playmate house. Why didn't the producers decide to air this tres trivial episode last week and air the actual freakin' Halloween ep this week? I can't say for sure, but I think I heard a cer...

It's the Girls Next Door episode after the Superbowl - so you know what that means. It's Halloween! Wait, what? The Superbowl and Halloween are like eight months apart... Oh well, put away your logic for a half hour and enjoy the slutty spookyness that only the Playboy mansion can deliver.