The Hills

By B-Side After the break, we headed back to the Kress in Los Angeles where Heidi was now contemplating saying something to Brent. Quite the exciting story going on here: Heidi and Spencer wake up, Heidi and Spencer go to a party, Spencer says something to Brent, and now Heidi says something to Brent. A...

By B-Side Really?" Whitney replied. "I didn't know if it was dorky." BURN! Wow, Whitney really is turning into a power bitch. Kelly Cutrone will be so proud (in an awful, awful sort of way). Yeah?" Yeah?" Yeah?" Yeah?" She's moving!" Lauren replied, adding, "You IDIOT."

By B-Side And yet, for some reason, Chiara then felt the need to heap praise upon her Master. "Audrina, I think you're starting to figure things out a little bit!," she cooed. Um, no. Audrina ultimately cooed that she and Justin Bobby had something special. Yes, it's called AWFULNESS.

By B-Side Anyway, the two girls walked into a boutique where Heidi immediately chirped, "These are pretty!" Of course, she could see a ball of tinfoil and say the same thing; so that's really neither here nor there. Steph, meanwhile, chomped on her gum like cow chewing its cud and revealed to Heidi th...

By B-Side It was only a matter of time before the big companies decided to capitalize on The Hills. Take for example this silly commercial featuring Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner babbling away with the assistance of their AT&T cell phones. ...