The Hills

Stephanie Pratt Is Ready To Leave The Hills

source: Bumpshack.com

It’s a death sentence for “The Hills”! I don’t know how much more of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s fake drama the audience can handle. And Kristin’s b*tchy behavior has been described as intolerable, scripted and completely fake. The new season of “The Hills” premieres on MTV tonight.

Published Tue, Sep 29

Which Reality Show Stereotype Are You? [The Jezebel Quiz]

source: Jezebel

Kristin Cavallari's return to The Hills is being celebrated with a campaign declaring that "The Bitch Is Back." But aside from "the bitch," there are several other standard "reality" show characters out there. Which one are you? Let's find out!

Published Sat, Sep 5

Kristen Cavallari filming “The Hills” in Malibu.

source: Keegy.com

The bitches are back! Kristin Cavallari was working hard on August 28, 2009 in Malibu, California, but really she was just playing in the sand with resident “Hills” bitch Stacey while filming reality show “The Hills”. Fame ...

Published Mon, Aug 31

Changes Rocking The Hills Threaten to Shatter Reality/Un-Reality Continum [Reality Chronicles]

source: Gawker

In news that has rocked fake-Hollywood, Audrina Patridge announced today she is leaving MTV's quasi-reality show The Hills sending industry analysts into coma-like stupors attempting to figure out what this means, or if it means anything.

Published Mon, Aug 31

Ceiling Eyes making sense?? Calls Heidi Singing Career 'Disappointing'

source: Oh No They Didn't!

She may be all for supporting her friends on The Hills, but when it comes to cheering on the budding musical career of Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge isn't exactly her costar's No. 1 fan. But you may get to see that chemistry for yourself on her own new reality show, which begins filming at the e...

Published Mon, Aug 31

Some Ex-Idol Contestant Tells Us What We Already Knew...

source: Oh No They Didn't!

What I mean is that people think AI is a talent show," he elaborated. "No. It's a reality show with writers!! We're all actors. All these shows have writers that guide the public opinion. The Hills, Real World. All of them." He even bluntly questioned the validity of the public's votes, saying, "D...

Published Wed, Jul 29

Walter Cronkite Dies At 92, Reality Show Idiots Continue Making Headlines Anyway [Dirt Bag]

source: Jezebel

Legendary newsman Walter Cronkite has died at 92; President Obama released a statement calling Cronkite "a voice of certainty in an uncertain world. He was family. He invited us to believe in him, and he never let us down."[Reuters] "He was the most important voice in our lives for thirty yea...

Published Sat, Jul 18

Pallin' Around With The Palins: A Preview [Unreal America]

source: Jezebel

Hollywood producers have proposed a West Wing meets Northern Exposure reality show about Sarah Palin. Somehow, we obtained a storyboard for the first episode submitted to the networks earlier this week...and its surprisingly up to date!

Published Tue, Jul 14