The Real Housewives of Orange County

First my friend Meeshie surprised us with a little video with Tim Gunn. Now we have this picture of her with Bethenny Frankel, star of The Real Housewives of New York City. How she winds up with these Bravo personalities is beyond me, especially since she doesn't seem to ever know who they are. H...

It's been a few weeks since I checked in with The Real Housewives of Atlanta. With Thursdays being a logjam of television, the show had become less of a priority, especially given how the second half of the season got kind of boring. Sure, there was some bickering, but nothing particularly fa...

Over the weekend, my friend jash became the proud new owner of a webcam, and for the first time, he was able to enjoy the many splendors of iChat's video-conferencing feature. He tested out this marvel of technology with me, and it didn't take long before he began playing with the backdrop ef...

The following photo is not for the faint at heart. Why? Because it features Kim Zolciak's vagine. Yes, the blond, buxom, and generally trashy cast member of The Real Housewives of Atlanta was stepping out of a limo when she pulled a massive "Britney," as they say. Her skirt rode up, and soon the...

Okay, that headline was a bit of a stretch, but if the song is still in my head a week later, I reserve the right to insert it into as many Housewives posts as I possibly can. That being said, tonight is a new episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I believe the clip above speaks for itself. After...

It pains me to admit that "Tardy for the Party" is in my head more often than it isn't, but I give all the credit to Kandi Burress for crafting a dumb country ditty into a regrettably catchy dance tune. None of the props, however, go to Kim Zolciak, who on tonight's Real Housewives of Atlanta can...

Sorry to be tardy for the party on this post, but I only got around to watching last week's Real Housewives of Atlanta last night, and after a two week absence, I'm back with a photocap. So much has gone on since I last did one of these. Kim recorded "Tardy for the Party," Kim kicked Nene off the rec...

Gossip broke today when Washington wag Carol Joynt reported that the new cast of the Real Housewives of D.C. had been finalized. Of course, nothing is official, and for all we know, this Carol Joynt — or CJ as I'm wont to call her — may be completely off her rocker. But according to NBC Washingto...

Apparently there are only two things you can do in Atlanta: photo shoots and fashion shows. Well, last week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, we got to see a photo shoot (one of those alter-ego thangs that are ALLLLL the rage!). This week, we got a fashion show. WITH fashions! What a revelation...

If anyone watched the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion — and I know most of you did — you surely witnessed some of the more embarrassing female behavior from women over 17 since, well, the last episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Yes, the claws were out as resident mean g...

Coming off the tension-filled, passive-aggressive romp that was The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion special, I thought the latest episode of The Real Housewives of New York City would be a slight letdown. How wrong I was. It was hilarious, as usual, as Bethenny tore up the screen w...

I gotta admit that this latest Vegas episode of Real Housewives of Orange County was a bit disappointing. We've had so many jaw-dropping, tense, and cringe-worthy installments that this one felt tame in comparison. First of all, the entire pre-Vegas portion of the show was a bit dull. I thin...

Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the inauguration and all of Washington's big balls, it's hard to believe that there were other housewives on TV besides Michelle Obama. But yes, there were. The First Ladies of Orange County continued their epic quest to be the craziest shrews on TV, and so...

But as for that tequila... first, props to Gretchen for being able to down so much booze without booting up all over Brian Malarkey's eight course SEAFOOD meal (he just can't do anything else, can he?). Of course, Gretch had an assist from Mama Jeana, who when she wasn't flaring her eyes in shock...

So who else finished last night's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County with a whole new set of wrinkles due to sixty straight minutes of cringing? Man, I thought last week was bad with the dinner from hell ("CUT!"), but this latest trip to the Del Mar race track brought awkwardnes...

By B-Side The Real Housewives of Atlanta came to an awkward, confrontation-infused end last night, and while there weren't too many explosive moments, I think Lisa's well-intentioned but supremely uncomfortable dinner at the end truly made for some cringe-worthy television. Kim,...

By B-Side What a wonderful bit of news to wake up to this morning. There's a fight brewing off camera on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and guess what? It doesn't involve Nene and Shereé. No, the two ladies involved in this explosive situation are Kim (not so surprising) and... wait for it... LISA WU HARTWELL....

By B-Side Last week amidst my move, I was unable to do a photocap for The Real Housewives of Atlanta, which was a shame since it was by far the most entertaining episode of the season. We finally got to see... Dallas, look me straight in the eyes and tell me that you actually like that green shit in the rock. I me...

By B-Side I should be working on my Hills recap, but seeing that Monday's show was a bit of a drag, I find myself more drawn to making fun of last night's Real Housewives of Atlanta instead. Poor, poor Deshawn made... ED! This video is inappropriate for jewelry night! What do you think this is? DRINKS &...