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ABSURD TO SUBLIME: The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Forget About It!

Wed, Apr 8

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Forget About It! Wednesday, April 8, 2009 | Labels: caroline, danielle staub, dina manzo, jacqueline laurita, teresa giudice, the real housewives of new jersey | Oh. My. God. The Real Housewives of New Jersey will put all the other Real Housewives franchises to bed! First you have Dina and her daughter who once lived with her sister, Caroline, the matriarch of the family. Dina's divorced and can’t play tennis because her boobs are too big. Dina and Caroline have decor that makes Jill Zarins place look tasteful. Caroline, who's husband Al is an "entrepreneur and in construction" (could they make it more obvious?) and he spoils the shit out of her. And there's the two boys,...One wants to open a stripper bar, the other son is in law school (for a good reason) Guess which one Big Mama Caroline approves of? Then you have Danielle, who's goin’ on a blind date with someone she met online who uses the online name " Gucci" and who starts coming over for his daily blow job... then you have Jacqueline , who's the sister in law of Dina and Caroline, she's a cosmetologist but she's from Vegas so she's way different from these Jersey bitches. Then there’s Teresa, she's married to Joey and guess what he does? He's in 'construction' too! They’ve got three daughters who are into “fabulosity”. She "worked" the fashion industry (uh, I mean worked in) in New York and hopes to return to the fashion world. These bitches make Nene, Kim, Tamra and Vicki look like nuns! Watch What Happens! Technorati Tags: the real housewives of new jersey