The Real Housewives of Orange County

Pimps, Pillows and Pimples: "Date My Ex"

Sat, Aug 9

In this bizarre spin-off of The Real Housewives of Orange County, the three newest johns, Andre, Zack (of all trades) and Pillow Boy Steven meet Lucas and David. When they are taken to their room, they pretend to be surprised to meet Slade in his pretend house. Slade looks like he is auditioning for a stint on Celebrity Rehab or Intervention.

Slade looks at Zack as if he wants to be in Jo's place. He seemed to resist licking his lips on camera, however. "Cheeks", as the johns nickname Zack, has the first date. Myia and Slade watch as Zack takes Jo on a photo shoot. They have reality tv "chemistry". Afterward, they have dessert, though Jo's dress looks like it will burst open with one bite.

Ever notice the older Jo gets, the more baby-voiced she sounds? More and more absurd. And the black nailpolish? Isn't that the color this season for whores? Why will Bravo keep Slade in a pretend house, but won't send Jo for Proactiv and dermabrasion? Just sayin"

Pillow Boy is next. Pillow Boy carries a pillow around with him. Guess they edited out the thumb-sucking. Pillow boy takes her on a winter themed picnic, complete with snow and evergreens, in the middle of LA. Pillow Boy with Jo looks disturbingly like Marykay Letourneau and her boy toy. He is really too shy ( let's pretend) to talk to her.

John three, Andre, takes her to a perfumery, and as they customize a fragrance, he woos her with his 7th grade French.

They pretend to have drama, as Jo suspects Zack is flirting with Myia, but it falls very flat. In the meantime, Pimpin'Slade pretends to be upset about watching his ho flirt. He storms from the house. (To visit his sick child? , yeah,right)

They don't show him getting into the Hummer....hum...wonder why?

During the pretend elimination, Jo pretends she can't decide between Zack and Andre, and runs from the room, pretending to cry. (Nausea? oh no, that's me) Pillow boy is out first. She chooses Zack.

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