The Real Housewives of Orange County

Your Water Feature or Mine? Date My Ex

Sat, Aug 23

Friday, August 22, 2008 Your Water Feature or Mine? Date My Ex I'm speechless. Seems Slimy Slade is angry over the new john's jumping into "his" water feature. His 'water feature" is a small pond out in front of this property. Not large enough to drown in, unfortunately. David set these new johns up. Chuck makes her feel like Willie Wonka by taking her to eat chocolate. Yawn. Back at the house, the ubiquitous David Weintraub says something stupid about the other guys being no competition for him. Need I say it? Peter the Surfer- john is next. No, she didn't drown (stop hoping!). Back at Bankruptcy Central, Rameil gets ready for the encounter. Did he really say spontan-NU- ity? Jo was the not happy about the fact that he was her first age-appropriate date. Oh, and also that he took her to a hotel. He has dresses brought to her, she pretends to be offended, but picks one anyway, making some inane reference to the movie "Pretty Woman". The mirror catches production people in the background, but when you're at the bottom of the barrel.... Slade decides it would further his acting career if he pretends to be angry with David. They go outside for a confrontation. Afterwards, Slade takes David's stuff and drops it at the front door. More dumb shit is said, and Slade talks Jo into getting rid of him. His parting shot: "You ain't all that, honey". Really? What was your first clue, David? No Proactiv for Jo yet. Myia goes into her spiel about the final pick. Ho Jo chooses Chuck. Technorati Tags: slade smiley,date my ex,bravo tv,jo de la rosa,miya,david weintraub at 4:00 PM