The Real World

By Richard Lawson Some of the other roommates are getting short shrift because of all the dramz. Bronne, for example. Bronne's contribution to this episode was walking around in the middle of these crazy scenes and asking really dumb, obvious questions.

By Richard Lawson So that was basically the end of Ayiiiiia. All the other roommates were happy as clams, and decided to play kings. When they got to 9 Bust a Rhyme, Crickets or Fallujah or Jasmine or Attitudes or whatever her name is said both "cat" and "hat" which is really annoying because she took two words wh...

 NY The 22nd installment of MTV's syphilis-ridden warhorse The Real World will premiere on June 24th. The season is set in beautiful Cancun, Mexico and, since we haven't read any news reports about a tanned body full of booze turning up in a ditch outside ...

By Richard Lawson And Ryan. So, OK. There was a reunion special after the finale? And everyone showed up? Including Ryan? In short hair and fatigues? And swoon? It was terrific. That wicked dancing minx Baya has apparently snatched him up. See RyRy and Bella broke up, because she ran off with a vampire. But Ryan ha...

By Richard Back at home, Ryan showed the gals some pictures of Iraq. Sara tried to be all self-important about it, of course. "Mm... Mmm..." she cooed. "He was really there," she gurgled to the confessional cameras. Thank you for explaining military service to us, Sara.

By Richard Also happening in this episode was a story about AIDS. Pedro AIDS, to be exact. Pedro was a cast member on the Real World: San Francisco. He was living with the disease on the show, got married on the show, then died after the show was over. It was landmark television in the same way that MTV has ever...

 NY No one's drunk and getting into histrionic fights with roommates and hurling racial epithets. No one's drunk and... Uh. No one's drunk. Where is the limitless supply of alcohol that's plagued this reality experiment gone awry for the past ten years or ...

 NY Scotty's new lothario personality both confuses, delights, and annoys his roommates. Chet Chetterson is sort of awed but insanely jealous of him. So jealous, in fact, that he audibly farted in one lady's presence just to make everyone uncomfortable. ...

 NY - Jan 26, 2009 By Richard , 3:00 PM on Mon Jan 26 2009, 560 views Because the current Brooklyn-set season of MTV's The Real World has been about real issues—What are gay ...

 NY - They decided to air another episode of that Real World: Brooklyn business. Yeah, I know! Weird. Anyway. I have things to say about it. Read after the j. ...

 NY - The millionth season of MTV's gay panic game show The Real World debuted! It is in Brooklyn this year, so we are moving to City Island.

By Richard What will happen in the thundering and lumbering first hour of the haggard reality show's new season? Well, based on what we've seen over the show's two-decade history, it's sort of easy to guess. There's a pretty simple plot structure, usually arranged by cast member. So!

By Kyle Buchanan With the contestants snug, asleep, and undressed in a Los Angeles hotel, Jenner ordered burly security guards to forcibly pull them from their beds, an offense that was once thought of as sexual harassment (back during The Real World: Los Angeles) but was now apparently regarded as grea...

By Sheila Would you like to buy the actual Ikea beds from the Real World Brooklyn? The reality stars might have, you know, done it in said beds. Now you can. STD screening not included. The 21st season of MTV's hit show "The Real World" has come to an end and we are selling remaining items from the house.

By Richard The true Cousin Oliver in this equation, Kara DioGuardi (some sort of songwriter) has been brought on as the fourth Idol judge. She'll join angry British female golfer Simon Cowell, Randy "King Koopa" Jackson, and ol' mushmouth behind the glassy table, where she'll sip from a big red Coke...