The Young and the Restless

By dirkmancuso The minute Jack leaves RESTLESS STYLE, Billy adds the details about Patti and Colleen’s death. Lauren asks Amber if she found out anything about Ryder when she was with Deacon. Amber says no but she’ll never trust the freak. Gloria and Jeffrey check out the latest issue of RESTLESS STYLE.

By dirkmancuso Billy asks Ghastly to loan him the money to buy RESTLESS STYLE. She says yes. Jack arrives at the hospital and both he and The Moustache are shocked when Paul enters with Patti look-a-like Dr. Emily Peterson. Emily provides proof of her identity.

By dirkmancuso Nikki goes to the ranch… Nikki: What? What’s this? Billy goes to RESTLESS STYLE and tells Phyllis if she’s serious about being tired of the magazine he wants to buy it. Jack is shocked and lashes out when Billy tells him he wants to buy RESTLESS STYLE. as he gets a gander at Emily…

By dirkmancuso Daniel tells Amber to go to the GCAC, pack her shit, and meet him back at Crimson Lights. Yawn. Michael arrives at Crimson Lights Back at the cabin, Billy is being a prick per usual… Michael, Kevin, and Jana look as embarrassed for these two’s performances as I am.

By dirkmancuso At Crimson Lights, Kevin is explaining to Daniel that the Terroni is missing when Amber bursts in and announces that they have to get to the GCAC immediately — Gloria is about to give the painting to Deacon. Oh snap! Mad props to Maria Arena Bell for this totally hokey yet classic soap opera tw...

By dirkmancuso Jack: I called everything all wrong — with Colleen, with The Saint… Phyllis: How is The Saint? Jack: The baby… Phyllis: Didn’t make it. I know. It must difficult for you to go through this, especially since you aren’t the father. Jack: You know… Phyllis: Shit For Brains told me.

By dirkmancuso Of course the whole room feels “just awful” about the Carlton kid’s bad luck. And by the whole room, I mean Kevin and Jana who both tried to kill Colleen on separate occasions; Daniel, who fucked her to get back at Amber; Amber, who fucked Colleen’s professor beau to make Daniel in a drunken st...

By dirkmancuso Jeffrey confesses to Michael and Lauren that he and his little Glo-worm are broke. The Moustache comes to and asks SFB and Vicboria how Colleen is doing. She tells him Colleen is brain-dead.  Nikki: Hello, Ghastly… Ghastly runs off, Jack in tow. Nikki goes to The Moustache’s side.

By dirkmancuso Next up, Paul crashes a group prayer Tracy leads before Colleen is taken down for the CBF. Amber comes up with a plan to get the Terroni: she’ll take a page from TTFDU’s book and pose as Gloria. J.T., SFB and Paul have to drag Jack away to calm down. The Moustache: …Nikki…

By dirkmancuso Billy and NuMac tell Lily that Colleen is Patti’s hostage. Colleen finds a pice of glass. The Great and Powerful Victor Christian Newman goes downstairs to find his children demanding to know if he is behind bringing Patti Williams to Genoa City… Dumbass Colleen finds a canoe at the dock…

By dirkmancuso Ryder tells Michael and Lauren how his mother just got up and left him with Terrible Thom one day. Michael tells Kevin he cannot represent Ryder until he looks into his story. Kevin whines like a little baby. Amber goes to the jail and bails out Daniel. Yawn.

By dirkmancuso Victor gives Colleen a crash course in what she needs to know to be a viable member of the Newman board. He tells her that the board should be family and Colleen is family — she’s Abby’s sister and Ashley’s niece. They call a truce. The second Colleen leaves, Victor calls J.T. Colleen has barely shu...

By dirkmancuso Time for a Sharon Collins Newman Abbott “it’s all about me” moment. Nick and Sharon fuck… Nick is helping Sharon make happy… Daniel and Michael tell Amber to keep her fucking yap shut if she wants Kevin and herself to get off. God, I fucking love Phyllis.

By dirkmancuso Sharon answers a knock at her door to find Phyllis… Sharon: Damn you. Nick: Jack’s brother? No way. Sharon would NOT do that. Phyllis: She admitted it to me. Phyllis: Sharon is a tramp and you won’t se it. Nikki: Come on, Katherine — let’s go… Billy turns. “Mackenzie.”

By dirkmancuso Phyllis: Hi, Sharon — how’s life? Phyllis: Oh yeah…you will be. Jack and I were just talking about his family. About Billy. You know — your brother-in-law. Sharon: I know exactly who Billy is. Phyllis: Oh yeah. He’s a doll, don’t you think?

By dirkmancuso Michael, Gloria, Jana, and Daniel stress out over the gunshots. Jana says her head is ready to explode. Could her brain tumor be coming back? “I guess Amber found Kevin,” Daniel says. Gloria calls Michael to tell him that Jana is in the hospital under observation.

By dirkmancuso Sharon begs Phyllis not to tell Jack about Brad. “Brad? You mean Billy,” Phyllis corrects her. “Sharon, I think you need some help…” No, Sharon cries, wiping her snotty nose all over her hands. Pig. Daniel, WHITE CHICKS Amber, and Jana tell Gloria that Kevin is the Silver Chipmunk.

By dirkmancuso Meanwhile, Nick’s phone vibrates and Phyllis checks it. God, you are pathetic, Sharon. Bad move, Sharon. VERY bad move. Phyllis: You need to leave. Right now. Phyllis opens the door. Phyllis: You need to leave, Sharon — I need to make some calls about you and Billy…

By dirkmancuso Paul rips into Heather for defending Adam to Victor. Heather says she feels compassion for her ex-fiancee — he never would have committed the acts he did if not driven to by Victor. Shut up, Heather. Nick: Sharon… Sharon: That’s it. Never again. Nick does.

By dirkmancuso “Clint Radisson — I am going to prove to you that I am Katherine Chancellor, you miserable bastard!” The Cryptkeeper announces. Jack calls Sharon and leaves a message asking her to stop by the mansion so they can talk. At that very moment, Sharon is in her suite at the GCAC fucking Billy.

By dirkmancuso Ashley goes to the Abbott mansion to confront Jack about his role in Colleen assuming The Jew’s board seat. Jack denies it. Enter Colleen who’s come to pack her shit since she’s moving into The Jew’s house. Ashley asks her niece how she knew about the Newman by-laws. Colleen says he lawyer told h...

By dirkmancuso Heather and two day player cops go to the Newman ranch to question to Nikki.  The ex-stripper calls her attorney — Michael. Michael gets a call during Heather’s interrogation of Nikki.  He hands her the phone, saying it’s Nick.  It’s not — it’s Victor!  “Did you tell the authorities I killed Wa...

By dirkmancuso Heather tells her boss she’s got a break in the Victor Newman case and she’s about to bput the heat on Brad to get him to talk. Nikki is having lunch with The Cryptkeeper at the GCAC, when Heather comes up and asks for a word with her.  Heather shows Nikki the pic of the late Walter Palin.

By dirkmancuso Jana gently tries to tell Colleen that Daniel loves Amber and always will.  Colleen is having none of that shit — she’s gonna make Phyllis’s unbelievably dull son hers or else. Meanwhile, Kevin asks Daniel why he’s messing with Colleen’s heart when he is in love with Amber.  Yawn.

By dirkmancuso Nick reads his letter from Victor.  Victor writes that Nick is the best father he has ever known and he wishes he had been half the father Nick is. Michael receives a text asking him to come to the Newman ranch immediately. Michael summons Neil to the ranch where Victor promptly makes him Newman...

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By dirkmancuso When Amber learns that Daniel and Colleen are having lunch at the GCAC, Amber sets up a date with fake Liam.  Daniel accuses her of making him up and Amber storms out, leaving her phone behind.  Daniel is surprised to see a message from Liam on it.  Way to snoop, Daniel.

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