'Til Death

By Tom Lewis 9:00pm American Idol FOX - One is eliminated. 9:00pm Big Brother: 'Til Death Do You Part CBS - One is eliminated. 10:00pm High School Reunion TVLAND - The cringe-inducing show rolls on: Will Sean give Kirstin a second chance at true love? Etc.

By Tom Lewis 8:00pm The Return of Jezebel James FOX - Series Premiere. Parker Posey in a sitcom? WTF? Fox is really planning for success with this one by putting it on a Friday night. 7:55pm Big Brother: 'Til Death Do You Part CBS - 7:55pm?? C'mon CBS! Nomination ceremony and food competition.

By Tom Lewis 8:00pm Big Brother: 'Til Death Do You Part CBS - For you Tony. Guess what? A guest is sent home. 10:00pm High School Reunion TVLAND - Watch others self-abuse, if only it was masturbation. 10:30pm Lewis Black: Root of All Evil COMEDYCENTRAL - Series Premiere.. Oprah vs. the Catholic Church. TV Junk...

By Tom Lewis 10:00pm High School Reunion TVLAND - Series Premiere. The producers of "The Bachelor" have decided to torment an 1980s alumni class of JJ Pearce High School by reuniting them for an airing of grievances. You'd have to be a masochist to participate in the show and an avid schadenfreude addic...

By Tom Lewis 9:00pm Big Brother: 'Til Death Do You Part CBS - After some shenanigans the house engages in a loopy Jericho-themed veto - and this show is followed by what? A new episode of Jericho, duh. 10:00pm Quarterlife NBC - TV Premiere. Is this a first? A program going from the Internet to the networks?

By Tom Lewis 8:00pm American Idol FOX - The female version of yesterday's show. 8:00pm Big Brother: 'Til Death Do You Part CBS - Competition for Head-of-Household + someone gets the boot 9:45pm Bowling for Columbine IFC - (2002) Michael Moore's skewering of the NRA and American gun lust.

By Tom Lewis 8:00pm American Idol FOX - Contestants hit the Hollywood Round to compete. 10:00pm Nip/Tuck FX - The last new episode for a while. Last week's episode was pretty darn good and it hearkened back to the clown-car car-crash that this show started out as.