Tokio Hotel

By Lucas Jensen 1. Jonas Brothers 2. David Cook 3. Chris Brown 4. Mariah Carey 5. Lil Wayne 6. Rihanna 7. Madonna 8. Amy Winehouse 9. Beyonce 10. Taylor Swift Top band searches: 1. Jonas Brothers 2. Coldplay 3. Nine Inch Nails 4. Metallica 5. Linkin Park 6. Bon Jovi 7. Sugarland 8. Van Halen 9. Slipknot 10. U2

By Maura Johnston People really like Animal Collective! How do I know this? Well, any post that happens to have the words "animal," "collective," and "leak" in them does really well for us, Google-wise, even if said post happens to be talking about something wholly unrelated to Merriweather Post Pavilio...

By Maura Johnston Best Hip-Hop/Rap Artist: Lil Wayne Africa: Akon America: Madonna Benelux: Kate Ryan Canada: Celine Dion China: Jay Chou France: Christophe Mae Germany: Die Artze Not Tokio Hotel?!) Italy: Jovanotti Japan: The Exile Nigeria: Tuface Norway: Madcon Spain: Enrique Iglesias

By Dan Gibson Laka has a long history in this music game, starting off with a few hits in his native country, including the smash "Piškila" (English translation: "You've Peed Yourself", apparently). MTV Europe Music Awards [homepage] Photos: Getty Images]

By Maura Johnston I like to think of David busting this out at karaoke, but getting all red-faced during the part about reaching down between his legs... to, you know, ease the seat back. Idol' runner-up David Archuleta is poised for record debut [USA Today]

By Maura Johnston As we pointed out in our initial post about the imminent demise of MTV's daily video-countdown/celebrity-clusterfuck hour TRL, there's a sad result for teenaged New York-area fans of artists like the Jonas Brothers, Tokio Hotel, and Flo Rida (pretty sure he still has fans) who were loo...

By Maura Johnston How many TRL fans do you think heard that quote and didn't quite understand who was saying it, and why that person would be anywhere near the VMAs? I'm guessing more than a few. Em, you may want to pen a few disses of Tokio Hotel and the Jonas Brothers, so as to keep your game up...

By Maura Johnston 8:38 p.m. I don't actually believe Sway's helicopter is in the air and I don't actually believe the car they're filming has the Jonas Brothers and I don't actually believe that's the Jonas Brothers speaking and not some self-aware Autotune plug-in.

By Maura Johnston 8:12 p.m. I hope Tokio Hotel win something, though. Cute German accents! 10:08 p.m. All right, Russell Brand. So you want to fuck the Jonas Brothers like every red-blooded American male, WE GET IT. 10:43 p.m. The cute German guys with the cute German accents—Bill giggles like a girl, so charmante—w...

By Al Shipley I have to confess, it was at most a month ago that I realized that this band and Tokio Hotel were two totally different things. More accents—this time, it's a phony one adopted by a Canadian singer! Let's face it: Fake Brit accents don't get you far on U.S. rock radio, unless your name is Billie Jo...

 NY - Aug 28, 2008 I'm not really sure what to suggest, although I feel like I should point out that an AP photo search for "Gustav" came up with a lot of Tokio Hotel pictures ...

By Maura Johnston BEST NEW ARTIST Miley Cyrus Katy Perry Jordin Sparks Taylor Swift Tokio Hotel BEST POP VIDEO: Danity Kane, "Damaged" The Jonas Brothers, "Burnin' Up" Panic At The Disco, "Nine In The Afternoon" Britney Spears, "Piece Of Me" Tokio Hotel, "Ready, Set, Go!"

By Kate Richardson In the vast, weird universe of Jonas Brothers fandom, there are certain rules. Right up at the top of the list with "Scream 'til your lungs bleed" and "Never trust a Tokio Hotel fan," there's "Never let a music critic suggest one Jonas is inferior, as all Jonases are created equal." Washingto...

By Maura Johnston The rebranding will begin with an airing of this year's Glastonbury highlights on Sept. 1, and continue through the week with other live-music broadcasts like Dave Chappelle's Block Party, footage from this year's Rothbury Music Festival, and the HD broadcast premiere of Monterey Pop....

By Maura Johnston BEST NEW ARTIST Katy Perry Taylor Swift Jordin Sparks Tokio Hotel Miley Cyrus Madonna, "4 Minutes" Directed by Jonas & Francois Jonas Brothers - "Burnin' Up" Directors: Brendan Malloy & Tim Wheeler Tokio Hotel - "Ready, Set, Go!" Directors: Warwick & Haering

By Maura Johnston 10:59 a.m. Damien called Tokio Hotel "the biggest thing to come out of Germany since the BMW." Also I think we're going to be treated to these dudes introducing the Devendra Banhart/Natalie Portman video. No, really. 11:52 a.m. OMG TOKIO HOTEL PERFORMING LIVE!!!!

By Kate Richardson Remember those halcyon days when we came to know and love ADiehardFOBFan as the grand wizard of all Jonas Brothers-directed malice? Well, according to MTV News there's a new anti-JoBro sheriff in town. And its name is Hundreds Of Angry Tokio Hotel Fans.