Tom Cruise

By Stuart Heritage We know that Oprah Winfrey will whoop and encourage her guests to sob and appear in a pair of skinny jeans to boast about how much weight she’s lost every 18 months, and then spend the following year gradually swelling up like an infected blister again. And so does she. And that’s why Oprah Winf...

By Stuart Heritage What makes a good actor? Commitment? Research? An ability to emotionally connect with an audience? No, you idiot. What makes a good actor is the comparative financial return that they make for investors based on their salary. That’s why Matt Damon is a great actor and Will Ferrell is the wor...

By Stuart Heritage He’s also a Scientologist. Or at least he was a Scientologist. Paul Haggis has just decided to leave Scientology, and he’s decided to do it by basically writing a letter to Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis saying that Scientology is stupid and it doesn’t like gay people and it’s awful and t...

By hecklerspray staff John McClane would have kicked their asses – sadly this was not his movie. 11 – Matt Damon – Eurotrip If you go to school with the right mega-stars they too may one day agree to cameo in one of your films. 3 – Tom Cruise – Tropic Thunder You got us back on side with this one Tom – but not for long.

By Amy Grindhouse The actor is the star of the big and small screen. On the big screen he can be seen playing alongside actors such as Tom Cruise. On the small screen he can be seen on top of a not-that-interesting model-type, in their sex tape. But no one here likes that kind of nasty muck, do they? From Showbiz Spy:

By Stuart Heritage But, hey, well done anyway – especially to you, Penelope. Javier Bardem is twice the man that your ex-boyfriend Tom Cruise will ever be. Literally twice the man. You could literally store two Tom Cruises inside Javier Bardem’s body and still have room for your shoe collection. That’s what we’...

By Josh Burt Some people just don’t quite know how to correctly behave when they’re famous. Yes, we’re talking about you, Sarah Michelle Gellar! And you, Freddie Prinze Jr! Don’t try to hide away from our steely gaze. You both once had the world at your feet. For Christ’s sake, you could have been the next T...

By Stuart Heritage So Tom Cruise is going to make Mission: Impossible 4. Let’s get all the obvious gags out of the way now, shall we? So the good news is that there’s going to be another Mission: Impossible movie and Tom Cruise is involved and everything. AP reports:

By Ian Dransfield The poor tiny man - his wife’s gone and done a runner, for a bit at least, he’s all alone and now he doesn’t even get to be a spy in a film he was supposed to be in for ages. It’s probably affected his thetan levels too, bless his little face. But hecklerspray can’t see Tom Cruise doing anything but a g...

By Stuart Heritage It’s actually quite a smart move, because television is where Katie Holmes made her name, on the teen drama Dawson’s Creek. By returning to TV Katie Holmes is effectively reminding the world that she was an effervescent spark with miles of potential before she spunked it all away by marryi...

By Stuart Heritage And we might just get the old Tom Cruise back, if his plans to make Mission: Impossible 4 come to fruition. He wasn’t supposed to make Mission: Impossible 4, you see - not since his crackpot behaviour during the promotion of Mission: Impossible 3 caused Sumner Redstone to effectively sack h...

By Stuart Heritage Not so fast, buster. Although David Beckham is set to grimace through an ankle injury for the briefest of moments tomorrow as LA Galaxy take on Chelsea, he won't be playing any kind of serious football until after Tom Cruise and Will Smith have thrown a gigantic David Beckham party at the Los...