Tom Hanks

You're mad 'cause my style you're admiring, Don't be mad, UPS is hiring

source: Oh No They Didn't!

See, Crotch would love to go out, hit up the gay scene and bring himself back a cutie. But as the fagola Hollywood story goes, he so cannot out himself. And as sneaky as Crotch would like to be, more and more people 'round town are starting to hear about what goes down, literally, up in his Hollywo...

Published Fri, Nov 20

Who Makes the Best Career Decisions in Hollywood? Actor Edition

source: Oh No They Didn't!

It's a long way from stoner surfer Spicoli in 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High' to 'Milk' and the Oscar. But Sean Penn is proving to be the male version of Meryl Streep -- even when he's less than perfect (see his stab at being mentally-challenged in 'I Am Sam'), he's better than the rest. Louis Vir...

Published Thu, Nov 19

Life's the study of dying, how to do it right

source: Oh No They Didn't!

Dear Pretty Pair: Dear Ted: Are there any Hollywood movers and shakers who say they are gay but who really aren't? That would be interesting. Also, is Toothy Tile Jim Carrey? —Arparson Dear High School Gossip: No, but her friends sure have! Dear Ted: —gorilla

Published Fri, Oct 23

Party on, ONTD

source: Oh No They Didn't!

Blind Vice: Big-Butt Wedding Woes! 1 Dear Don't Forget the Little People: Dear Ted: —dede in dallas Dear Office Blunder: Dear Ted: When people wonder why so many Hollywood men are gay, I laugh. How many guys in the high school drama club were straight? Show choir? Exactly. —Vicky

Published Fri, Oct 9

Top 10 Celebrity Death Hoaxes

source: Oh No They Didn't!

1. In 2006, Tom Hanks reportedly fell off a cliff in New Zealand while shooting a film. The rumor quickly flooded email inboxes, despite the fact that Hanks wasn't even in New Zealand at the time, but was shooting Charlie Wilson's War in California. The rumor was traced back to a fake-news-gen...

Published Sat, Sep 26

I am never sprung but I Springer, Jerry

source: Oh No They Didn't!

No, this isn't the soapy made-up stuff on ABC. This is real-life desperation, babes, Hollywood-style! And it ain't: Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin, Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks, Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford 1 Dear Sober Cop: Dear Ted: —Home France

Published Fri, Sep 25

Springtime for Hobbits and Hollywood

source: Gawker

• Despite fierce opposition from the President's Address to the Joint Session of Boring, Hollywood can rejoice its first moderate hit of the fall TV season. Fox's Glee premiered very respectably, the first green shoots for the survival of media. In its debut, first non-pilot episode, Fox...

Published Thu, Sep 10

Amanda Seyfried in Allure

source: Oh No They Didn't!

Hollywood is just like high school: The popular people love the other popular people. And the thing is, some people aren't nice," Seyfried explained hesitantly. "Or they are nice, but only to your face, not elsewhere." 2006: WITH HER MOTHER, ANN, AT THE LOS ANGELES PREMIERE OF BIG LOVE

Published Tue, Aug 18