Transformers

By Richard Rushfield Lord of the Rings: 3,2,1 Pirates: 2, 3, 1 Batman Reboot: 2, 1 Harry Potter: 1 5, 6, 4, 2, 3 Shrek: 2, 3 Spiderman: 3, 1, 2 Star Wars prequels: 3, 2 Transformers: 2, 1

By Foster Kamer Megan Fox was being cute by calling Michael Bay a "Nazi" regarding the Transformers 2 shoot. Some Michael Bay crew members wrote a letter about Awful Megan Fox on Michael Bay's message board, which has since been censored. Just awesome. Michael

By Foster Kamer G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" is a 118-minute animated film with sequences involving the faces and other body parts of human beings. It is sure to be enjoyed by those whose movie appreciation is defined by the ability to discern that moving pictures and sound are being employed to depict violen...

By Richard Lawson As it lurches toward us, metal gears clanking and whirring like Larry King at a mixer, early reviews of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen come trickling in. The word? Basically it's loud and garish and, worst of all, not fun. Oh, sad robot.

By Richard Lawson Sure to be the loudest of all the loud summer films (until G.I. Joe), Michael Bay's Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is about to drop. And it seems that in one scene, there's a little surprise. Well, two surprises. In Nick de Semlyen's review of the film for Empire, he notes that in the climati...

By Richard Oh phew. Transformers 2: Rise of the Fallen will not be the last you'll see of acorn-faced Shia LaBeouf and his robot pals. Transformers 3: Fall of the Risen (or whatever) has secured a premiere date: July 1st, 2011. Of course by then the world be a sand-blasted junkyard of bones and teeth, a col...

By Seth Of course, that was was all just the overture for what was to come. Sunday morning at 2:30 a.m., LaBeouf made a left turn at the corner of LaBrea and Fountain. It was a seemingly simple driving maneuver made less so by three crucial factors: 1. The oncoming car didn't break in time. 2. He was drunk. 3. Mic...

By Mark Don't let Michael Bay's lightly self-deprecating appearance in this Australian commercial fool you: as we speak, the workaholic fauxteur is already in negotiations with Paramount to make Extreme Outback Banking Koala Force: Determined To Be Different his follow-up to Transformer...

By Mark Something doesn't feel quite right about posting a Michael Bay-related video on Brett Ratner, Billion Dollar Director Day, but we think we can justify temporarily shifting the spotlight from Ratner to his Transformers counterpart by pointing out that Bay's seven movies have actuall...

By Seth The story, as far as we can make out, is about a well-liked guy named Rob, whose going-away party is interrupted by a series of (bad taste alert) fiery explosions that tear through the Manhattan skyline. But it's only once a comically undersized Statue of Liberty head knocks over a telephon...