Two and a Half Men

By Allison Waldman CBS Monday night comedies have been doing pretty well so far this season, as far as the ratings are concerned. The Big Bang Theory is challenging Two and a Half Men for top Nielsens for a sitcom; How I Met Your Mother is doing as well or better than last year, and the new kid on the block, Jenna Elf...

By Allison Waldman S07E06) It's somewhat refreshing to know that Charlie Harper is not the soulless heathen I thought he was. It turns out that Charlie does have a very spiritual side, that he's aware of the good fortune that's been bestowed on him, and he's in touch with his emotions to the point that he can cry.

By Richard Lawler What we're watching tonight: Fox (720p) has Phillies/Yankees World Series Game 5 at 7:30 p.m.CBS (1080i) has How I Met Your Mother at 8 p.m., Accidentally On Purpose at 8:30 p.m., Two and a Half Men at 9 p.m., The Big Bang Theory at 9:30 p.m. and CSI: Miami at 10 p.mABC Family (720p) has Lincoln Heights at 8...

By Bob Sassone At 7:30, FOX has Game 5 of The World Series.At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour Dancing with the Stars, followed by a new Castle.CBS has a new How I Met Your Mother at 8, then episodes of Accidentally on Purpose, Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, and CSI: Miami.NBC has new episodes of Heroes, Trauma, an...

By Allison Waldman But the real horror was still to come. Alan and Charlie have been brothers for their entire lives, but the past six and a half years of living together has turned them into something foul. Jake didn't know how foul until they went for ice cream. More after the jump.Continue reading Review: Two an...

By Richard Lawler Fox (720p) lines up House at 8 p.m. and Lie to Me at 9 p.m CBS (1080i) has How I Met Your Mother at 8 p.m., Accidentally On Purpose at 8:30 p.m., Two and a Half Men at 9 p.m., The Big Bang Theory at 9:30 p.m. and CSI: Miami at 10 p.m ABC (720p) has Dancing with the Stars at 8 p.m. and Castle at 10:01 p.m. NBC (1080i) has Hero...

By Allison Waldman Tricia Helfer is a really, really good actress. Before she was killed on Burn Notice, I wanted her dead for what she did to Michael. On Battlestar Galactica, as Six, she was a stone cold Cylon killer. She's very good at convincing me that she's dangerous. But can she do comedy? Hmm ... I guess we're go...

By Allison Waldman So while Alan was looking for somewhere to have hot, erectile-medication induced sex with Melissa because she won't go back to the beach house -- not since Chelsea and her had it out -- Charlie was playing referee to Chelsea and Jake. Alan tried sex with the tiny blonde in the car, noting that...

By Allison Waldman For some reason, the writers have this idea that Alan as the object of affection to older women is funny. No, not really. It didn't work when Carol Kane guested as the mother of a girl Alan was dating and it didn't work tonight with Annie Potts as Judith's mother, Lenore.Continue reading Two and...

The mag reported that the “Two and a Half Men” star takes home $875,000 an episode for his role as Charlie Harper on the CBS sitcom. Mariska Hargitay earns $400,000 an episode for her role as Detective Olivia Benson on NBC’s “SVU,” tying her with four “Desperate Housewives” stars – Eva Longo...

By Richard Lawler ABC (720p) has the season premieres of Dancing with the Stars at 8 p.m. and Castle at 10:01 p.m. NBC (1080i) brings the season premiere of Heroes at 8 p.m. Fox (720p) drops in the season premiere of House at 8 p.m. CBS (1080i) lines up the premieres of How I Met Your Mother (season) at 8 p.m., Accidentally O...

By Joel Keller Not that I don't think Cryer deserved an Emmy. No, he does a great job as the uptight Alan Harper on Two and a Half Men. And, after all the failed shows and pilots, the man once known as Duckie deserves recognition for the fine actor his is... just not as a supporting actor.Continue reading Cynical Em...

By Richard Rushfield Obama may be about to throw Van Jones overboard, but in somewhere out there, in an alternative universe, Charlie Sheen is striking back for the Truthers. In a breathtaking piece of fantasy journalism just posted on the web by the Two and a Half Men star, Sheen fleshes out his dream interview...

When you open the ad, you're greeted with a video introduction by the characters from Monday night sitcom, "The Big Bang Theory," who explain how to use the "VIP" (Video in Print) player. The content includes video montages from "How I Met Your Mother," "Two and a Half Men," "Big Bang Theory...

Sounds like the stars of "Two and a Half Men" both have their hands full with their ex-wives. Charlie Sheen has had a historic ongoing battle over his young daughters with his ex, "It's Complicated" reality TV starlet Denise Richards.

 CA CBS' “Two and a Half Men” (2.7/7, 9.2m) was the top show of the evening and the laffer that followed, “Rules of Engagement” (2.3/6, 7.2m), was No. 2. “The Big Bang Theory” (1.9/6, 6.0m) and “How I Met Your Mother” (1.8/5, 5.3m) filled out the CBS ...

 CA By RICK KISSELL Led by "Two and a Half Men," the night's top-rated program among young adults, CBS has captured the final Monday of the television season in key demos. ABC's final performance edition of "Dancing With the Stars" dominated the opening ...

By Jason the TVaholic There are 19 new TV on DVD sets and one on Blu-ray arriving in stores today. They include a couple of best of sets, Star Trek and Star Trek: The Next Generation, Two and a Half Men season five, and CSI: Crime Scene Investigation season one on Blu-ray. What new shows on DVD look good [...]

I'll admit that I'm not the target demographic for "Two and a Half Men." As an aging singleton, I'd probably be expected to throw in with the bitter, neurotic Judiths of the world or run wild in Cougar Country with Evelyn.

By Allison Waldman If you're a regular -- or even an irregular -- Two and a Half Men watcher, you've probably noticed that Charlie Sheen's character, Charlie Harper, has a very distinctive look. You might call it immature, if you're nasty, or eclectic, if you're nice, but it is memorable. I've always thought t...

After watching Two and a Half Men for several years, I reached a point where I had to hunt down the cool coffee mugs that Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer use on the show.

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Dancing with the Stars still rules the roost in viewers, with CBS comedies and CSI: Miami taking the demos. That’s pretty standard lately. DWTS still has its legs, pulling in well over 20 million average viewers for its final half hour. And Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother are performi...

By Angela What the heck happened to Emilio Estevez? Oh yeah, he wrote and directed a little movie named Bobby recently didn’t he? You’ll probably best remember him from his days in the Brat Pack. He hasn’t been overly visible for some time and all the while his little brother Charlie has become huge al...

11.06.2008THIS JUST IN... from CBS Entertainment... EMILIO ESTEVEZ TO GUEST STAR ON "TWO AND A HALF MEN" LOS ANGELES, Nov. 6 - Emilio Estevez will guest star on an upcoming episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN, the number one-rated sitcom on television.  Estevez will join his brother, Charlie Sheen, and the...

FIRST-CLASS Oprah Winfrey, right, guest stars as herself alongside series regular Tina Fey on an upcoming episode of the NBC sitcom "30 Rock." While networks still are giving token nods to sweeps via press releases trumpeting their November schedules, erstwhile sweeps staples such as...

By Matt Paprocki Not much has changed for Two and a Half Men over the years. The characters remain themselves, the gags remain completely inappropriate for network television, and it’s always consistently laugh out loud funny. Season four shows no decline in the laughs-per-episode quotient. The season p...

By Dashiell Bennett Side characters: The boys are frequently visited by a staple of female characters that like to intrude on and wreak havoc with their lives. Charlie's sassy, overweight housekeeper, Berta; next door neighbor Rose, a pretty neurotic whose obsession with Charlie borders on stalking; Jud...

By Kyle Buchanan Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series 30 Rock - Alec Baldwin Monk - Tony Shalhoub The Office - Steve Carell Pushing Daisies - Lee Pace Two and a Half Men - Charlie Sheen Outstanding Comedy Series 30 Rock Curb Your Enthusiasm Entourage The Office Two and a Half Men

By herculesrob Ever since the years with Seinfeld, Friends, and Frasier providing an onslaught of sitcom laughs and fun, many have said that the sitcom was dead.  Although the state of sitcoms will probably never reach that peak from the late 90's, CBS has made quite a splash with its two strong sitcoms: ...

I am a big fan of the sitcom, but it's been a long time since I've found a traditional three-camera show that really spoke to me. Thinking back, I can't even remember the last one I watched regularly, with nothing stacking up to my memories of the classics of the '80s (outside of the rare series...

By noreply@blogger.com (KP) Show: Two and a Half Men Premiere Date: Sept 22 Time: 9:00PM EST TwoCents Reviewer: Victoria Starring: Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper, Jon Cryer as Alan Harper, Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper, Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper, Marin Hinkle as Judith Harper, Conchata Ferrell as Berta. Premiere Description: Charlie encounters an ex whose son looks an awful lot like him, on the sixth season premiere. Show: CSI: Miami Premiere Date: Sept 22 Time: 10:00PM EST TwoCents Reviewer: OPEN Premiere Description: The CSI team will stop at nothing to find who shot Horatio Caine and the evidence leads them to some of the most dangerous people in Miami , including one of their own, on the seventh season premiere.   [read the full post]

By Emily ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock Steve Carell, The Office Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies Tony Shalhoub, Monk Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men What I Don't Like: Repeat nominations for Charlie Sheen and Tony Shalhoub (I didn't even know Monk was still on!)

Outstanding Comedy Series • 30 Rock • Curb Your Enthusiasm • Entourage • The Office • Two and a Half Men Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series • Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock • Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies • Tony Shalhoub, Monk • Steve Carell, The Office • Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men

Matt talks to the creator of Two and a Half Men & Big Bang Theory about a crossover episode with CSI

Lorre is the co-creator and executive producer of "Two and a Half Men." "Carol" is Carol Mendelsohn, executive producer of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation." The "half-assed idea" was for the two shows to swap out writers for an episode. Charlie Sheen: "Are you serious?"

By Josh Grossberg One of the Two and a Half Men guys has found himself a woman. Jon Cryer swapped vows with entertainment reporter Lisa Joyner in Mexico over the weekend. The 41-year-old actor traded "I...

Two and a Half Men star Jon Cryer wed TV presenter Lisa Joyner in a romantic ceremony in Mexico on Saturday.

Jon Cryer, who stars as a bachelor in the hit CBS TV comedy 'Two and a Half Men', married his partner of two years, Lisa Joyner, on Saturday in Mexico. The couple tied the knot in a Chapel at Pueblo Bonito at Sunset Beach in Cabo San ...

Two and a Half Men" star JON CRYER tied the knot with TV reporter LISA JOYNER over the weekend, "The Insider" confirmed.

Charlie Harper finally got rid of his "damn stalker," Rose. Now Charlie Sheen's taken care of his own Rose-related problems. Sheen has settled a lawsuit brought by a California woman who accused the actor of using her life as the basis for the zany character on his hit CBS sitcom, "Two and a Ha...

Enrique Iglesias is an ‘Imsomniac’  - The 31-year-old’s promotional plans for the album feature an appearance on the hit TV program ‘Two and a Half Men’ starring Charlie Sheen and a performance ...

By Lynette Rice Anyone who routinely watches CBS’ Two and a Half Men should know by now that creator Chuck Lorre (pictured) likes to vent via his production company’s title card that appears right after the show’s end credits. The text-heavy cards, which... Anyone who routinely watches CBS’ Two and a Half Me...

  USA - Sep 28, 2006 Hollywood star Charlie Sheen is set to become the highest-paid comedy star ... for the upcoming season of his hit comedy show "Two and a Half Men," a significant ...

By Joel Keller 4. Holland Taylor - When has Holland Taylor not played the bitch? Every one of her roles, from Tom Hanks' and Peter Scolari's boss on Bosom Buddies, to Judge Kittleson on The Practice, Taylor always played a woman who knows what she wants out of life. Even today, as mom-from-hell Evelyn Harpe...

 MI - Last season, with "Two and a Half Men" doing a 5.7 rating in adults 18 to 49 following "Everybody Loves Raymond," they could have brought the show to the ...

By Bob Sassone Filed under: Comedy, CBS, Two and a Half MenI don't mean to sound anal or anything, but there's a scene in the first 3 minutes of this episode I want to talk about, Columbo-style. Alan and Charlie are in the living room talking when their mother calls and they do odd/even to figure out who will t...

By Bob Sassone That's right, the CBS Monday night sitcom is the only comedy to actually increase viewers this season. Everything else, from Will and Grace to The Simpsons to Everybody Loves Raymond is showing a slide. Hey, I actually like Two and a Half Men. I think it's a pretty funny show (more so than, s...

Two and a Half Men" at top of traditional comedies  MO - Nov 7, 2005 Those are the very funny kind, forever trying to please a studio audience. Right now, "Two and a Half Men" is the best of the bunch as this episode reminds us. ...

 - Oct 18, 2005 Second-year comedy "Two and a Half Men" hit a season high Monday and teamed with another winning effort from "CSI: Miami" to lift CBS into a virtual tie with ...

By Bob Sassone Filed under: Sitcom, CBS. I really enjoy this show. I didn't think I would, but it's actually quite funny. Alan borrows money from his mom (never a good idea) and buys a Porsche. Oh, sorry, Porcsh-a. Charlie knows that mom is going to ...