Two and a Half Men

Thursday, Sept. 17 8 pm/ET Survivor: Samoa Monday, Sept. 21 8 pm How I Met Your Mother 8:30 pm Accidentally on Purpose (new series) 9 pm Two and a Half Men 9:30 pm The Big Bang Theory (new time) 10 pm CSI: Miami Thursday, Sept. 24 9 pm CSI 10 pm The Mentalist (new night)

 AZ Returning CBS shows include “Survivor,” “The Amazing Race,” “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,” “NCIS,” “60 Minutes,” “Ghost Whisperer,” “Numb3rs,” “Cold Case,” “How I Met Your Mother,” “Two and a Half Men,” “The Big Bang Theory,” “The New Adventures of ...

CBS repeats narrowly edged out ABC reality programming among 18-49 year olds, but ABC had the larger audience with adults 18-34. Two and a Half Men was the night's most-watched program overall, and most-watched by adults 18-49, while The Bachelorette ...

 CA off-net hit Two and a Half Men, which has been far and away the syndicated sitcom leader for 83 weeks, and for TMZ, which Warner Bros.' successfully turned into a TV show after its Web site took off. “We had a real look and feel for that campaign,” ...

 CA It is airing on CBS which generally has a higher ratings bar and has good results with their Monday comedy block built around Two and a Half Men. Any show that doesn't perform well there will have a short leash, but the odds are it will perform OK. ...

 CA One minute, I was innocently clicking through the channels, looking for an old episode of Two and a Half Men, or maybe even Frasier, and BAM! there was on E! without even realizing it. I rolled my eyes the second I realized what it was, ...

 NY Denise Richards, star of everything existing in three's, "Wild Things" threesomes, "Scream 3," "The Third Wheel" and ah yes, "Two and a Half Men" -- that little kid counts as a whole now -- has been tapped by her daddy. In a recent interview (via), ...

When you think about it, most people will bypass it all just to watch the rerun of 30 Rock, Grey's Anatomy, Two and a Half Men, How I Met Your Mother, House and the overblown Law and Order and CSI-name-your-favorite-city shows. ...

 CA Repeat-heavy CBS, led by "Two and a Half Men" (2.7/7 in 18-49, 9.27m), got a country music boost during the frame courtesy of Wednesday's two-hour George Strait "ACM Artist of the Decade" spec (2.2/6 in 18-49, 10.63m) and Friday's network premiere of ...

 CA Meanwhile, there's a chance for HBO's surrealist deadpan comedy/musical series "Flight of the Conchords" to join such veterans as "30 Rock," "Entourage," "Two and a Half Men" and "The Office." "The first season, you would hear people in the business ...

Sounds like the stars of "Two and a Half Men" both have their hands full with their ex-wives. Charlie Sheen has had a historic ongoing battle over his young daughters with his ex, "It's Complicated" reality TV starlet Denise Richards.

 United States Chuck Lorre, who created and runs "Two and a Half Men" and "The Big Bang Theory," is loathe to gloat that his fellow producers finally are coming around to following his lead, maintaining that "it's never about the number of cameras but how funny you ...

 CA that included a holiday weekend, with Univision's Mañana Es Para Siempre making the 18-49 top twenty with a 2.2 rating. Starting next week, and continuing into September, I'd look for a lot more Univision shows and CBS repeats in the 18-49 top twenty.

 CA CBS' “Two and a Half Men” (2.7/7, 9.2m) was the top show of the evening and the laffer that followed, “Rules of Engagement” (2.3/6, 7.2m), was No. 2. “The Big Bang Theory” (1.9/6, 6.0m) and “How I Met Your Mother” (1.8/5, 5.3m) filled out the CBS ...

You’ve laughed at her in movies such as "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," "Best in Show" and "Role Models," as well as her TV turns on "Psyche," "Two and a Half Men" and "Monk." The season finale of Party Down airs tonight at 10:30pm on Starz! Watch episodes of Party Down on the Starz website.

It's quite an accomplishment when a sitcom is able to survive the test of longevity, especially when the premise of a show is borderline insulting in its simplicity.

 CA By RICK KISSELL Led by "Two and a Half Men," the night's top-rated program among young adults, CBS has captured the final Monday of the television season in key demos. ABC's final performance edition of "Dancing With the Stars" dominated the opening ...

 Canada He also gets the regular scoop on massive TV sitcom Two and a Half Men from Hollywood mogul Oren Koules, a Bolts co-owner like his dad. "It's one of the best shows," said Barrie, who scored the overtime winner against Calgary to advance Kelowna to the ...

By Bob Sassone Evelyn Harper from Two and a Half Men is on the list, too. She's such a bad mom that it's sometimes easy to forget that she's even Charlie and Alan's mother. She seems more like some older, sexy aunt or something.Continue reading Bad moms, bad moms, whatcha gonna do?

I'll admit that I'm not the target demographic for "Two and a Half Men." As an aging singleton, I'd probably be expected to throw in with the bitter, neurotic Judiths of the world or run wild in Cougar Country with Evelyn.

The stars of Two and a Half Men, Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer stepped out on Thursday to honor the show's creator, writer and producer, Chuck Lorre, who was being presented with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Sheen's two other daughters with ex-wife Denise Richards, Sam and Lola, are al...

By Allison Waldman If you're a regular -- or even an irregular -- Two and a Half Men watcher, you've probably noticed that Charlie Sheen's character, Charlie Harper, has a very distinctive look. You might call it immature, if you're nasty, or eclectic, if you're nice, but it is memorable. I've always thought t...

By Bob Sassone TV Land has an Andy Griffith Show marathon all night.At 8, the major networks and the news channels have President Obama's speech to the nation.There's a new Antiques Roadshow on PBS at 8, followed by a new American Experience.ABC Family has a new Secret Life of the American Teenager at 8, the...

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After watching Two and a Half Men for several years, I reached a point where I had to hunt down the cool coffee mugs that Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer use on the show.

Dancing with the Stars still rules the roost in viewers, with CBS comedies and CSI: Miami taking the demos. That’s pretty standard lately. DWTS still has its legs, pulling in well over 20 million average viewers for its final half hour. And Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother are performi...

11.06.2008THIS JUST IN... from CBS Entertainment... EMILIO ESTEVEZ TO GUEST STAR ON "TWO AND A HALF MEN" LOS ANGELES, Nov. 6 - Emilio Estevez will guest star on an upcoming episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN, the number one-rated sitcom on television.  Estevez will join his brother, Charlie Sheen, and the...

FIRST-CLASS Oprah Winfrey, right, guest stars as herself alongside series regular Tina Fey on an upcoming episode of the NBC sitcom "30 Rock." While networks still are giving token nods to sweeps via press releases trumpeting their November schedules, erstwhile sweeps staples such as...

By Matt Paprocki Not much has changed for Two and a Half Men over the years. The characters remain themselves, the gags remain completely inappropriate for network television, and it’s always consistently laugh out loud funny. Season four shows no decline in the laughs-per-episode quotient. The season p...

By Dashiell Bennett Side characters: The boys are frequently visited by a staple of female characters that like to intrude on and wreak havoc with their lives. Charlie's sassy, overweight housekeeper, Berta; next door neighbor Rose, a pretty neurotic whose obsession with Charlie borders on stalking; Jud...

By Kyle Buchanan Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series 30 Rock - Alec Baldwin Monk - Tony Shalhoub The Office - Steve Carell Pushing Daisies - Lee Pace Two and a Half Men - Charlie Sheen Outstanding Comedy Series 30 Rock Curb Your Enthusiasm Entourage The Office Two and a Half Men

By herculesrob Ever since the years with Seinfeld, Friends, and Frasier providing an onslaught of sitcom laughs and fun, many have said that the sitcom was dead.  Although the state of sitcoms will probably never reach that peak from the late 90's, CBS has made quite a splash with its two strong sitcoms: ...

I am a big fan of the sitcom, but it's been a long time since I've found a traditional three-camera show that really spoke to me. Thinking back, I can't even remember the last one I watched regularly, with nothing stacking up to my memories of the classics of the '80s (outside of the rare series...

By noreply@blogger.com (KP) Show: Two and a Half Men Premiere Date: Sept 22 Time: 9:00PM EST TwoCents Reviewer: Victoria Starring: Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper, Jon Cryer as Alan Harper, Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper, Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper, Marin Hinkle as Judith Harper, Conchata Ferrell as Berta. Premiere Description: Charlie encounters an ex whose son looks an awful lot like him, on the sixth season premiere. Show: CSI: Miami Premiere Date: Sept 22 Time: 10:00PM EST TwoCents Reviewer: OPEN Premiere Description: The CSI team will stop at nothing to find who shot Horatio Caine and the evidence leads them to some of the most dangerous people in Miami , including one of their own, on the seventh season premiere.   [read the full post]

By Emily ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock Steve Carell, The Office Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies Tony Shalhoub, Monk Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men What I Don't Like: Repeat nominations for Charlie Sheen and Tony Shalhoub (I didn't even know Monk was still on!)

What's on TV tonight New York Daily News, NY - 9 pm (CBS) "Two and a Half Men." Richard Kind, who co-starred with Charlie Sheen on "Spin City," turns up tonight in an episode in which Charlie is ...

By trikc Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series Jaime Pressly, My Name is Earl Jenna Fischer, The Office Holland Taylor, Evelyn Harper Conchata Ferrell, Two and a Half Men Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds

Two and a Half Men" star JON CRYER tied the knot with TV reporter LISA JOYNER over the weekend, "The Insider" confirmed.

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Charlie Harper finally got rid of his "damn stalker," Rose. Now Charlie Sheen's taken care of his own Rose-related problems. Sheen has settled a lawsuit brought by a California woman who accused the actor of using her life as the basis for the zany character on his hit CBS sitcom, "Two and a Ha...

By Celebitchy Charlie Sheen has settled a lawsuit against him by a woman who claims the wacky neighbor and sometimes stalker Rose on his popular “Two and a Half Men” show on CBS was based on her. Ursula Auburn sued Sheen in April 2006, claiming the “wacky neighbor and female stalker Rose” on the show was bas...

Enrique Iglesias is an ‘Imsomniac’  - The 31-year-old’s promotional plans for the album feature an appearance on the hit TV program ‘Two and a Half Men’ starring Charlie Sheen and a performance ...

LOS ANGELES Charlie Sheen has settled a lawsuit against him filed by a woman who claimed that one of the characters on his hit TV show Two and a Half Men was based on her.

By Lynette Rice Anyone who routinely watches CBS’ Two and a Half Men should know by now that creator Chuck Lorre (pictured) likes to vent via his production company’s title card that appears right after the show’s end credits. The text-heavy cards, which... Anyone who routinely watches CBS’ Two and a Half Me...

  USA - Sep 28, 2006 Hollywood star Charlie Sheen is set to become the highest-paid comedy star ... for the upcoming season of his hit comedy show "Two and a Half Men," a significant ...

By Joel Keller 4. Holland Taylor - When has Holland Taylor not played the bitch? Every one of her roles, from Tom Hanks' and Peter Scolari's boss on Bosom Buddies, to Judge Kittleson on The Practice, Taylor always played a woman who knows what she wants out of life. Even today, as mom-from-hell Evelyn Harpe...

 MI - Last season, with "Two and a Half Men" doing a 5.7 rating in adults 18 to 49 following "Everybody Loves Raymond," they could have brought the show to the ...

By Bob Sassone Filed under: Comedy, CBS, Two and a Half MenI don't mean to sound anal or anything, but there's a scene in the first 3 minutes of this episode I want to talk about, Columbo-style. Alan and Charlie are in the living room talking when their mother calls and they do odd/even to figure out who will t...

By Bob Sassone That's right, the CBS Monday night sitcom is the only comedy to actually increase viewers this season. Everything else, from Will and Grace to The Simpsons to Everybody Loves Raymond is showing a slide. Hey, I actually like Two and a Half Men. I think it's a pretty funny show (more so than, s...

Two and a Half Men" at top of traditional comedies  MO - Nov 7, 2005 Those are the very funny kind, forever trying to please a studio audience. Right now, "Two and a Half Men" is the best of the bunch as this episode reminds us. ...

 - Oct 18, 2005 Second-year comedy "Two and a Half Men" hit a season high Monday and teamed with another winning effort from "CSI: Miami" to lift CBS into a virtual tie with ...

By Bob Sassone Filed under: Sitcom, CBS. I really enjoy this show. I didn't think I would, but it's actually quite funny. Alan borrows money from his mom (never a good idea) and buys a Porsche. Oh, sorry, Porcsh-a. Charlie knows that mom is going to ...