Tyra Banks

By heart nibbler Oh, and Jay: And I thought the Britain’s Next Top Model girls were crazy when they flew to Buenos Aires. Also, Tyra: Pantsuits are a no.  Not for this show, not for your talk show, not for life.  Stop wearing them. Bitch, this is the first Top Model house you’ve stepped in since Cycle 7.  Shut up.

By heart nibbler Serena, unable to live with her Brown-obsessed mother, leaves the apartment she shares with her mother and her mother’s fiancée.  Then, in the story’s fairy tale ending, at least for Serena, Ursula (because she is played by Tyra Banks, and Tyra Banks is a fairy godmother in her own mind) ma...

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By heart nibbler I think this is a reality show and if you are treating this seriously, you need to get off the CW for life. Better. Oh, I see.  If you can do that in front of [pick one: Jay Manuel/J. Alexander/Nigel Barker/Tyra Banks] I’ll also be your BFF forever. Count Barker is not amused.

By heart nibbler Speaking of, I was inspired by this, and I decided to salute some of the young girls out there who are delusional enough to think Tyra Banks is God. Amen. Speaking of God—I mean, God God, not Tyra Banks God—let us focus on Amber. Even if she may or may not have been a hired actress. ENOUGH.

By heart nibbler The obvious choice for Darth Banks would be her spectacular flop “Shake Ya Body.” Another choice would be her hook on “K.O.B.E.” with Kobe Bryant, but I can’t subject you to bad rapping and singing.  Instead I’ll choose the little known classic “Be a Star” from Life-Size. Life-Size is also a movie...

By heart nibbler Inside: the photo finish to a recap of Cycle 4 of Britain’s Next Top Model.  Step in, will you? Like a vanity photo of Tyra Banks that appears before judging for the home audience. Episode 10—Lisa Snowdon tries to be Tyra Banks, is amusing, but still fails

By heart nibbler How could I explain the what the hell factor of Britain’s Next Top Model (let alone Cycle 4)?  It’s like America’s Next Top Model, Cycle 1, Groundhog Cycle, save for the rotating panel of judges, hosts, houses, sets, contestants and challenges.  I’ve compiled a list of what the hell moment...

By heart nibbler Lisa Snowdon has been called the British Tyra Banks.  This does not mean she is Tyra Banks, as Lisa needs more “acting” skills, wigs, makeup and a legion of gay men who think they know fashion but dress like train wrecks themselves to become Tyra Banks.  In what may be the most sadistic sequenc...

By heart nibbler Tyra Banks Show updates of the C12 girls (Welcome to the Diamond Life) (including notes from Tyra’s interview on The Rachael Ray Show [ya rly]) The Tyra Banks Show: “ANTM” Cycle 12 Graduation Party (that’s how Tyra’s site wrote ANTM, don’t look at me)

By heart nibbler This episode of fail without the Tahlia segments has been brought to you by Jodhi Meares: Just when you think we’ve escaped the bitch, her swimsuit line appears on Tyra’s talk show! Most Bangin’ Body: Aminat Most Likely to be Embarrassed on a “Guess My Race” episode of Tyra: Fo

By heart nibbler Not to be confused with the “London:” Not to be confused with London: Cue “Let Me Know.” The last two were my favorite scenes of the whole shoot because at heart I am a sadist and I appreciate bad things happening to Tyra Banks.

By heart nibbler Previously on America’s Next Top Model: Seven girls tried to make each other over for South Pole Juniors.  Aminat found herself immediately behind the others while Teyona won the challenge…and arrived in first place.  Ciara tried to promote an album supposedly coming out May 5th.  Amidst...

By heart nibbler Allison Harvard, born c. 1987-88, from Houston, Texas but billed from New Orleans, Louisiana, is a meme and a contestant on America’s Next Top Model, Cycle 12. Creepy-chan Website Book America’s Next Top Model Tyra’s Callout Places IRL According to Honestly ANTM 12, she is 5′9″.

By heart nibbler Previously on America’s Next Top Model: Yay, you. Larger ANTM camgirl over here.) Some people over at the topmodel LJ comm noticed that Natalie seems to be gaining weight as well, yet Natalie’s getting the “boring edit.”  I hate you, Tyra Banks.)

By heart nibbler First, let’s meet the competitors (and rigged winners) of Who’s Smarter than a Top Model?, sorority girls who obsessively watch ANTM. January 2009, ANTM Obsessed launch party.  Brittany “Bre” Scullark reporting for The Tyra Banks Show: February, The Tyra Banks Show:

By heart nibbler …but is anyone truly bi? As we all know, Tyra Banks is a noted expert in homosexual relationships, as seen in Cycle 11 of America’s Next Top Model.   This?  A full-on lesbian relationship.*   Marjorie and Analeigh?  This was not a friendship, let alone a homosocial friendship.  This was not a...

By heart nibbler I know that the NY Times article covered it, but RuPaul is channeling Tyra Banks in drag and doing Tyra Banks better than…Tyra Banks.  The opener even featured RuPaul doing a rant similar to Tyra’s scolding of Tiffany (another thing I never agreed with on ANTM).  Another thing I noticed is th...

By heart nibbler Also watch Rock of Love Bus at 11 AM EST on Vh1 instead of casting episodes for ANTM Obsessed on Sundays!  Tyra will thank you for it!        As we all know, Tyra Banks is a noted expert in homosexual relationships, as seen in Cycle 11 of America’s Next Top Model. This?  A full-on lesbian relati...

By heart nibbler File Under: Tyra Banks Is a Bezoomny Cheena Tyra’s still a better photographer than she is judge/host of America’s Next Top Model, govoreet show host and pleading and begging you to watch Stylista. However, this is not Alex DeLarge, my droogies.

By heart nibbler So I have to apologize to Tyra. Except Tyra Banks called it "Tyra Mail." Eugena um...someone who wasn't the twins or Melrose or CariDee...oh, fuck it, I'll put a Melrose picture up because at least Melrose isn't fugging it up on the D-list red carpet Anchal, who was eliminated after this photo