Whitney Houston

I thought it was pretty meh, but the judges were all just falling over themselves for a chance to fellate this dude. He's an okay singer. He reminds me of the lead singer for Creed a little bit. Paula likes him because he's handsome, Randy likes him because he senses that other people like him, an...

Why, Randy? Why Whitney Houston? And why, if you must Whitney her, not "I Wanna Dance with Somebody"? I love that song. Oh well. They loved it anyway, obviously, even if the whole time I was singing every other of Whitney's songs in my head. Melinda's really talented, we get it, blah blah blah. I'...