Whitney Houston

By Kyle Buchanan The result was a brilliant unraveling of sentences that left Houston virtually out of breath, as well as a delicious feedback loop when Houston's pauses and a teleprompter immediately rushed to its slowest setting caused her to stagger her words with even greater infrequency. Though sh...

By Molly Friedman The book's authors also promise revelations from the secretly drug-filled lives of Whitney Houston, Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse, and George Michael. But rather than sit around in heated anticipation of the day you can waste $28.95 on the hardcover, we'll give you the Cliff's Notes:

By Molly Friedman As far as celebrity memoirs go, Bobby Brown's upcoming The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But seems atypically packed with good, sound advice. From teaching readers that girls nicknamed Superhead are probably only good for one thing to lessons on how to take advantage of a major star...

By Heather Cocks We were sufficiently convinced that it sucks being Bobby Brown by Bravo's televisual testament to the fecal-based triumphs and tragedies of his unholy union with Whitney Houston. Never one to rest on his pathetic laurels, however, Brown has decided to fight a judge's April ruling that d...

By Heather Cocks Brace yourselves for heartbreak, because Al Qaeda may be targeting one of our proudest national treasures: deranged, pooper-scooping love clown Bobby Brown. Osama Bin Laden once allegedly wanted to rip off Bobby's infidel wang and stab him in the heart with it for daring to possess his f...

By Seth But bin Laden's murderous side also emerged in his fantasies about the pop superstar. "[He would say] how beautiful she is," Boof claims, "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about...

By Seth In this week's episode: Brad Pitt; Matthew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong and Don Rickles; Lindsay Lohan; Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi; Ed Burns; Matt Dillon; Charlize Theron; Paula Abdul; Chris Rock; Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston; Nicole Richie; Kate Beckinsale; Anna Paqui...

By Seth In fairness to Whitney Houston, if our sister-in-law had sold a picture to the National Enquirer of our bathroom before we had a chance to tidy up the freebasing paraphernalia, celebrity glossies, screwdrivers, empty Budweiser cans and Newport packs, you might well jump to the conclus...

By Seth With a celebrity's best interests always being the guiding light behind anything they ever publish, a concerned National Enquirer has released photos of a cracked out Whitney Houston making a 4 a.m. candy bar run at an Atlanta gas station. According to The Inside Track, the Enquirer report...

By Mark When Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston aren't tied up with various stages of the rehabilitation and criminal justice systems, they're expressing their profound love for one another by smearing Preparation H on their faces and dancing for hotel gift shop employees. And although the anony...

By Mark Reason #5 why Being Bobby Brown is going to be infinitely better than Chaotic: No one can be bothered to stab someone in a background dancer's entourage. Members of Bobby Brown's Entourage Stabbed [AP/AOL]

By Mark Despite the fact that this unfortunate incident has nothing to do with any Whitney Houston news, we're still confident that Being Bobby Brown will feature at least one suicide-related eye gouging. R&B Singer Houston Gouges Eye Out After Apparent Suicide Attempt [MTV.com]