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Daily Stab | by Kelly | Wed, Sep 10
Wed, Sep 10
Agent Smith, voice dripping with disdain, eyes covered with his trademark shades, is the “muscle” of the Matrix and Neo’s (Keanu Reeves) indefatigable foe. Intent on erasing Neo and obliterating the Zion warriors, Smith can replicate himself into the hundreds and thousands — a virtual...
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source: Oh No They Didn't!
1 Dear Good One: Dear Ted: Love your column! Is Keanu Reeves in the closet? —E Dear Druggies: Dear Ted: —Mike Scorecard: Seymour Plow-Me-More is not Antonio Banderas, Chris Rock, David Spade and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Kevin Costner, Nicolas Cage, Tom Cruise or Will Smith.
Published Fri, Nov 20
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source: Oh No They Didn't!
Dear Prince Tile: Dear Ted: —A.J. Dear Jen: Dear Ted: —Hill Dear Ted: I believe your friend Nevis Divine has to be Keanu Reeves. And Toothy Tile is Jamie Foxx. —Pearl Mae Dear Duuuuude: Dear Lutzing: Babe, you're so off, you're Michelle Obama's new hairdo. Think far furrier, thicker and older.
Published Fri, Aug 21
source: Dar Kush
Friend asked me what I thought about Will Smith being offered the Keanu Reeves role in "The Matrix". He turned it down for "Wild Wild West." Wow. Talk about bad choices. But he asked how I thought "Matrix" might have been different. You know, I have to answer that question differently now than I wo...
Published Wed, Dec 31
Opinion: 'Yes' He Can't [Monday Morning Box Office]
source: Defamer
Plummeting 67% was this remake, largely accredited to poor word of mouth, as audiences who had hoped they'd be in store for some epic-scale sci-fi destruction instead wound up with two hours of Keanu Reeves on roller skates, sliding up to confused pedestrians and doing his best WALL-E im...
Published Mon, Dec 22
source: Defamer.com
Plummeting 67% was this remake, largely accredited to poor word of mouth, as audiences who had hoped they'd be in store for some epic-scale sci-fi destruction instead wound up with two hours of Keanu Reeves on roller skates, sliding up to confused pedestrians and doing his best WALL-E im...
Published Sun, Dec 21
Review: The Day the Earth Stood Still Takes a Tumble
source: Wired News
The movie stars Keanu Reeves, who serves up a low-affect variation on his stoic Neo persona from the Matrix movies to portray mission-driven alien Klaatu. Jennifer Connelly (Hulk, Blood Diamond) plays somber scientist Helen Benson, tasked with studying the spaceman.
Published Thu, Dec 11
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